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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Give the man a none exploding cigar.
Go ahead and give me an exploding one to pass off to one of my buddies 
"I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon
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Paul Conrad wrote: give me an exploding one
You might get one of each, without documentation whatsoever.
Then you'll have to come up with an algorithm that lets you keep the right one.
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Luc Pattyn wrote: come up with an algorithm that lets you keep the right one
Or just get some kind of chemical analysis tool that tells me the chemical makeup of the two and I keep the one that is the real cigar. Hopefully, not a false positive and be the exploding one
"I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon
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It's even easier - explosives are far more dense than tobacco. Just give away the heavy one.
The easiest way to make the world a better place is to refuse to help those that wreck it....
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It seems that you are trying very hard to clean a bit this message board  .
It's amazing to see the number of people posting here with a programming question 
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Cedric Moonen wrote: It's amazing to see the number of people posting here with a programming question
I'm just one man fighting the dross.
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I feel your pain 
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Don't know if anyone can help... I can program a bit but not confidently at this level...
I want to take a peek at the contents of Vista's ShadowStorage/System Restore point files in System Volume Information...
Because of the way VSS (Volume ShadowCopy Service) works I believe that the (mountable!) file contains "duplicate" NTFS files structures and that shadowcopies are files that contain "overwritten" blocks re-linked into the original file's cluster chains (so the shadow copies in fact only contain differences, but if accessed as a mounted volume look like/are a complete file)
I want to compare the cluster chains (but not the data content) of shadowcopy files with the cluster chains of the originals so that I can see where the chains fork/join and calculate how much change (in blocks/clusters) is actually stored for each file in shadowstorage... [This blog (er...can't even work out how to paste a link here... sorry... its blogs.msdn.com/adioltean/archive/2008/02/28/a-simple-way-to-access-shadow-copies-in-vista.aspx) shows how to mount shadowcopies]
I know it would involve using deviceIOcontrol (and stuff <g>) but it's a bit beyond me... and I only have VBA to program in
Just wondered whether given all the cool stuff and people here something had already been written that would do the job or someone could get me going in the right direction...
TIA
Julian
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i want to draw pie chart based on my table values(SQL Server DB) on the web form. i have VS 2003 only. I need help .urgent
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P.Seethalakshmi wrote: i want to draw pie chart based on my table values(SQL Server DB) on the web form
Why a pie chart? Why not a croissant chart or a curry chart?
P.Seethalakshmi wrote: I need help .urgent
You certainly do, but I'm not a qualified psychologist so you're out of luck.
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This is the wrong forum.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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hello,
i wanted help.. can u guy pls help me.......
okay here is the problem my public class is getting reinitialized as soon as i click the tree view link please give ur sugg and comment's or if possiblem help me by giving code to sort out this problem
Thanx
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You're posting in the wrong forum. This is for submitting article ideas, not asking for help. You would do better to post the question in one of the programming forums.
Also, if you repost this in the correct forum, you need to provide more details as to what is happening for people to be able to help you.
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I am a master student, my project is about redundancy and fault tolerance in computers,it's all about two servers(any type of servers) one is the primary and the second is the backup and there is one client having service from the primary,in case the primary faild the back up will continue the work waiting the primary to be repaired.i think c# is the better for my project, i want help by sending a similar source code or any thing it might help me. thank you
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OK - I'll send you some source.
public static void Main(string[] args)
{
Console.WriteLine("Hello World");
}
tabarak wrote: I am a master student, my project is about redundancy and fault tolerance
Nope - you're not a master student. I won't tolerate your faults and I hope that your inablity to write code keeps you redundant. Why on earth do you think that anybody is going to be stupid enough to actually write your code for you? Do you think that this site is called Planet Moron?
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tabarak wrote: my project is about redundancy
I think that redundancy is a subject you will quickly become familiar with in your hopefully brief career as a programmer.
Paul Marfleet
"No, his mind is not for rent
To any God or government"
Tom Sawyer - Rush
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tabarak wrote: a master student
A master student would try working it out themselves, then when stuck, ask for advice.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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tabarak wrote: I am a master student, my project is about redundancy and fault tolerance in computers,it's all about two servers(any type of servers) one is the primary and the second is the backup and there is one client having service from the primary,in case the primary faild the back up will continue the work waiting the primary to be repaired.i think c# is the better for my project, i want help by sending a similar source code or any thing it might help me. thank you
Sure. Here's a sample for someone of your "master student" skill level:
HAI
CAN HAS REDUNDANCY?
VISIBLE "I HAS REDUNDANCY!"
KTHXBYE
All you have to do is make sure both servers can compile that code, and you'll have all the redundancy you need. I hope that helps. 
Good luck on your exams.
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tabarak wrote: i want help by sending a similar source code or any thing it might help me.
you want help by sending a similar source code or any thing it might help you? right this is what you wrote....wait lemme think....christmas is far away....easter too....what thing will you like to send...and to whom...what about your bachelor's degree back to your alumini?
Do rate the reply, if it helps or even if it doesnot, because it helps the members to know, what solved the issue. Thanks.
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i am doing a project on Quantum key exchange.. i have no idea in this regard of how to exchange the key with this concept... can sum1 pls guide me...
Thanking in advance...
My due date is coming closerrrrrrr....
Thank u,
Freak8802
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Going against my better judgement, I shall reply.
I've seen the on-going thread you've had, this is your third asking and to date you have had 2 accurate replies.
Namely that what you ask is at best misguided and at worst demonstrates a complete lack of understanding of both software development and basic quantum physics ( oxymoron? ).
If this is a task assigned by a teacher then you should have sought guidence a long time ago, they're obviously looking for research and NOT a software solution. Otherwise you've completely misunderstood what they wanted.
Why? Because quantum keys by their very nature are hardware based and use VERY expensive hardware. The clue is in the freaking name: Quantum Key. It's based on a given state of a photon. THERE IS NO SOFTWARE ANALOG.
Allow me to reiterate: THERE IS NO SOFTWARE ANALOG
Perhaps in a decade or two, should quantum computing come to fruition, you can post back here. Though please use the Quantum Computing forum.
I'm largely language agnostic
After a while they all bug me 
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Good reply - I like it.
MidwestLimey wrote: oxymoron?
Nope - just a moron.
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I am from Russia and I'm looking for remote programming projects.
I have experience with C++ Builder, Java, PHP, using MySql, Interbase, Oracle databases.
If you need a programmer, I could help you.
Regards,
Andrew Aksenov
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icq: 401410793.
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Wrong forum....
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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