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Officially: business systems analyst
Unofficially: Bull S**t Artist
(Basically, it's a job title that was made up for people that "slide" into IT from a non-technical department)
"I need build Skynet. Plz send code"
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Hello again Kyle.
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You have to explain to them [VB coders] what you mean by "typed". their first response is likely to be something like, "Of course my code is typed. Do you think i magically project it onto the screen with the power of my mind?" --- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
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What you do make fun vb? VB roxxors my soxxors
"I need build Skynet. Plz send code"
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You could always try to add a reference to Human.Brain.dll in .NET v666 (codename "Judgment Day") to your project
and the following code should work just fine
using System;
using Human.Brain;
namespace skynet
{
class skynet : Human.Brain.TotalFunctionallity
{
public overide void goodnesslevel(ref humangoodnessfactor hgf)
{
if(hgf.value != 0)
{
hgf.value=humangoodnessfactor.pureevil("Kill all humans");
}
base.Intelligence.run(ref hgf);
}
}
}
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Isn't Skynet one of those global warming solutions? I thought I read today in the Soapbox that Global warming doesn't exist anymore due to some amazing science. So tell your boss, you don't need it anymore.
Hogan
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Global warming turned out to be a Y2K glitch in NASA's temperature data  
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I think your problem is that you are seeing this as a software problem and not a hardware problem.
a) take a piece of Sky,
i. better 2 pieces for redundancy in case of sky crashing
b) then cable together
i. Optical for speed, tuned to blue frequencies
ii. or copper for cost and visibility
c) connect power,
i. lightening bolts serve purpose well - need backup tho
d) Create USB port interface to sky for non-sky based equipment.
i. Connector A plugs into equipment,
ii. Connector B plugs into Sky - hmm, this step already completed
I did this as thesis project. Next lightening storm, hang USB cable out window & plug into sky, put on headset, wait for lightning. You can hear the network traffic.
No software required.
Lets me knew if u needs more hep.
Gary
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There are 2 ComboBoxColumns in a datagridview. In MS Access I bind two columns and contingent upon value in col1, the source of combobox in col2 is changed. Is it possible in C#? When I try to change source col2 in different rows, appears error - previously entered values don't match with new data source. Can I avoid validation or realize that in another way?
Thanks in advance.
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Hello everyone,
Is it possible to focus on a window an send it a message (like a key input).
For example, while my app is running it awaits me to select a window. When selected, it sends to the window some messages like key inputs.
Thanks a lot..
.:: Something is Wrong ::.
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I borowed some code from some other CP articles and did an article that would focus another window and send keys and mouse clicks to another window. If you download my code from my article you should be able to use it as well:
http://www.codeproject.com/useritems/MinesweeperSolver.asp[^]
Hope that helps.
Ben
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Does anyone know how to disable the "click" sound played when loading a page inside the .NET 2.0 Web Browser control?
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The WebBrowser control doesn't expose any method or property to turn that sound off. It uses the settings found in Internet Explorer's Tools/Options dialog.
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 uggg hoped that wasn't the answer  though there might be some deep/obscure property or a way to override/capture the sound event
I didn't wish to disable it via the reg setting cause then it wouldn't work in IE if they were running the program and IE at the same time... plus if it crashed (for who know why) the setting might not get set back
looks like I gotta change
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\AppEvents\Schemes\Apps\Explorer\Navigating\.Current\
-- modified at 15:14 Friday 24th August, 2007
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Quick question - why do you want to disable the click sound? If a user has IE setup to "click", then they'll find it comforting and normal when they click a link in your app and hear the "click".
Just my 2 pennies worth, but I think users will tend to trust your application more if it follows a routine they're familiar with.
"It was the day before today.... I remember it like it was yesterday."
-Moleman
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because the GUI for my application is 100% HTML based and it clicks during refresh or navigation, which is annoying to hear the "tick" ... "tick" ... "tick" ... "tick" ... "tick" ... "tick" ... "tick" ... "tick" ... "tick"
I don't want to disable it for all of IE; but I must do what I have to do. The boss doesn't like the ticking sound, so it has to go away...
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Hi,
it possible to create "windows" in console application like:
<br />
┌─────────────────────┐<br />
│ │<br />
│ │<br />
│ │<br />
│ │<br />
│ │<br />
└─────────────────────┘<br />
I rememeber that for turbo was library called TurboVision.
Any idea?
Greetings
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Sure. You just have to either find a third party library that does this, or write your own. There isn't one built into the .NET Framework. I don't know of any libraries still in existance.
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You could create a form that looks/emulates the commandline experience then use the standard Graphics object to creates the GUI for the 'commandline' window.
Regards,
Thomas Stockwell
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Visit my homepage Oracle Studios[ ^]
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I never used TurboVision, but I wrote simple character-based interfaces using Borland C++'s CONIO routines.
Basically all I needed was the ability to put a character wherever I wanted on the screen in whatever colors.
As of .net 2.0, that ability is in System.Console ! Thanks for giving me a reason to look.
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i want SQL statment to retrive last 3 records
Palestine
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SELECT TOP 3 *
FROM Table
ORDER BY ID DESC
Should have posted in the SQL forum though...
Snorkie
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I have written a web based C# app that communicates with another System (G1) by consuming a web service via a proxy. The other system is Launch version 2 (G2), which will migrate clients over several months, so 2 webservices will need to be consumed. Both services are similar, but not identical.
Based on a Version value in the database associated with the client I need to instantiate objects from the G1 proxy service or G2 proxy service. However, I would then like to process them using common code, but based on the Version Value, perform specific assignments.
The proxy has the 2 services defined as
CIServiceProxy.CIService.Service
CIServiceProxy.G2CIService.Service
The services are extensive with 30 methods and 100s of properties.
Any help on direction greatly appreciated. My 5 day project has just leapt into infinity!
cheers
G Field
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