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A frustrated father told a work colleague: "When I was a youngster, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But in my son's room, he has his own color TV, computer, games console, cell phone and CD player." "So what do you do?" The father replied: "I send him to my room!"
/ravi
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Good one!
Ravi Bhavnani wrote: "So what do you do?" The father replied: "I send him to my room!"
Where I have a TV, computer, porn, liquor,... 
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Mike Hankey wrote: Where I have a ... computer,
FTW! 
/ravi
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I see you bought the upgrade. I'm still using the one that came with pebbles and a paper bag.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: I see you bought the upgrade
Gotta have the latest gizmos, it's the eyeStone IV, but they're coming out with the eyeBabbage soon and I want one!
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Mike Hankey wrote: It's one of them new laptops[^]
Why does that site call itself ComputerWorld, when all it does is harp on about the few contributions the US made to the history of computers?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Because the subject is the world of computers. There are no countries in the world of computers, there are just computers.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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There are no countries other than the US in that article, despite the fact that the US didn't contribute a disproportionate amount to the history of computers.
The article isn't "computerWORLD", it's "computerLOOK-AT-US!", and it's not about the history of computing, it's about the history of the few contributions by the US, and tries to give the impression that that's all there was
It's biased and misleading crap, that leaves out everything in the hope of making one country look better -- y'know, just small things like the fact that the targeting computers they so proudly hold out as a sign of US dominance in computing were designed by the Royal Navy before the battle of Jutland, little stuff like that.
And try getting the point before making comments; it makes communication more effective.
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I just got this message on youtube
500 Internal Server Error
Sorry, something went wrong.
A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.
If you see them, show them this information:
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It's Hamlet, encrypted.
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That's why youtube is so good. Your average website only uses untrained monkeys
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All our monkeys are self taught. They learned to cut and paste from CP. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Not to worry, I'm guessing the pork industry an unbiased entity will soon release a comprehensive study which reaches different conclusions. Now where's my frying pan?
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A recent survey showed that 100% of respondents did not intend to change their bacon eating habits due to this article as they believed it to be seriously flawed and wildly inaccurate to to insufficient data sampling. My friend saidThe entire group of participants indicated that they considered many of these surveys to be bogus.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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People who ate the most processed meats (2.5 slices of bacon or sausage links a day) were 19 percent more likely to develop pancreatic cancer in a recent study. ..and -15% outside of that study? When someone says that "procecessed meats" are bad for you, I tend to believe them. Then again, "processed meat" is a hamburger from your local fast-food vendor. It's pink sludge, or meat that has been glued together.
Heresy.
Bacon-production should be totally transparent. There need be webcams, so we can crowd-spy on the "makers".
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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The writer must be a vegan.
So if I do not drink and do not smoke I can eat more bacon?
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Just saying[^].
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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Well, I know which one I'd rather share my bacon with and it isn't the blond one.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I have seen the future. Gesture comtrolled computers will be everywhere and open plan offices will be full of people waving their hands and arms all day long. 
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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Might be a good way to offset some of the obesity we've got going on in this country.
I think they should put down dance pads in people's offices and make 'em dance out their emails. This could not only result in a healthier population but some white people might also learn to dance.
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MehGerbil wrote: I think they should put down dance pads in people's offices and make 'em dance out their emails.
I like this idea - then maybe we can start communicating with bees.
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Google has already developed something very similar. It is Gmail Motion. https://mail.google.com/mail/help/motion.html[^] and I use it for all online work.
I just burned 75 calories posting this.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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