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What's Irish and stays outside all year?
Patty O'Furniture
I'll get my coat and show myself out!
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
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/ravi
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Mike Hankey wrote: I'll get my coat and show myself out!
I think we'd get more satisfaction out of throwing you out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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O'MG that's old.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Well that was illuminating... No - wait - that is Patty O'Lantern
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Not available in the US. 
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
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Kim Mitchell - Patio Lanterns.
Great little song.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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And how do you get to said furniture? Through the Paddy O'Doors, of course.
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and a bullet that missed? Rick O'Shea.
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I don't get it (being a foreigner), could you explain this joke to me 
Ah, it has to do with Patio, now I get it 
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all this picking on the Irish just because people don't know their true value.
... yup, there's Irish Setters, but nary an Getter to be found.
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lopati: roaming wrote: Irish Setters, but nary an Getter to be found.
Was it not an Irishman who invented Write-Only Memory?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Ahhh, the good old WOM. I am still trying hard to meet the VSS = 0V +-2% specification before I ever try this thing out.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Paddy! The name is Paddy! Patty goes between a bun and Paddy is short for Patrick!
You keep this up and we'll take back control from you lot an' all!
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: You keep this up and we'll take back control from you lot an' all!
Damn and just as I thought I was getting better!
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Do old rappers need hip-hop replacements?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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no, just bandages for the paper cuts
oh wait 'rappers,' not 'wrappers'
...in that case bandages for their knuckles.
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And if they work as Father Christmas, do they worry about losing their Hos?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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The ones that get shot or the other two?
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Hmm.
Naughty Cool Rap
→ Nautical Rap
→ Sea Rap
→ C Rap
Sounds about right.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So I work in the center of Utrecht and a shooter is on the run.
Shot at a tram this morning, but escaped police.
They're not excluding a terrorist motive.
Six police cars just stopped in front of the building (I work at the World Trade Center...).
Exciting times, but not the good kind
Hopefully this ends well and we won't have more casualties (so far only injuries confirmed).
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Sky news is reporting one person killed at the moment
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Check 5 minutes, 57 secs.[^]
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But I did double check! I read the headline at least twice!
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