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Lies, LIES it tell you 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I like to build plastic models with my son, and we typically do US Aircraft and tanks.
I found this site[^] years ago. From this site you can get a lot of info and details for painting models.
At the bottom of each info page are photos
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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At what scale? I need a M16 subsystem[^] (right and left side) at 1:16 scale. And perhaps a model of a MIM14 on its launcher. I let a few of those fly. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 11-Aug-16 13:26pm.
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Nice.
I was a grenadier in the infantry, once; in a land far, far, away. Some of the pics in the link bring back some memories.
I used to do plastic models all the time, years ago. I have been thinking about getting back into it again. Thanks for the link.
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But the two most beautiful planes in the history of aviation (the Spitfire and the Concord) aren't there!
Oh, wait...
OK, I get it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes but my two favorite aircraft are there, the SR-71 Blackbird and the A-10 Thunderbolt. One's a monument to aeronautical engineering and the other is a flying tank
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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When I were a nipper, we would build Airfix[^] models and buy the little boxes of plastic soldiers and play at war. I don't think there were any rules but if you lost the other person could stamp on one of your little vehicles.
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I used to work on this one CIWS.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I wonder why that site doesn't show the deadliest of America's weapons: McDonald's, Burger King, etc.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Hello everyone I'm doing my final Year project on Fixed Assets Management System. So can anyone tell about some extra features for this project (except existing features)?
I want to add extra new feature in my software so can anyone suggest me what should I add?
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Bacon sandwich dispenser.
Coffee maker.
Dog waste cleaner.
Beer tap.
Chocolate UI.
Anti-windows autoreboot feature.
That should keep most of us happy.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Perhaps you could add an unscheduled asset relocation recovery feature. A feature that could automatically dispatch a large surly fellow to re-appropriate the asset.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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How about a Pokemon app destroyer.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The reason you are getting sarcastic answers is that your question does not make sense. There are many different asset management systems available so how do you expect to define "existing features", do you think someone here knows all or even many of the systems complete feature set.
Think about this, if I have a startling new idea on a product would I give that idea to a student so he can add it to his final year project?
I realise you are trying to do the best project you can but this approach is not going to be useful. Troll through the asset management web sites, make a comprehensive list of feature from lots of them and then try and think outside the boundaries. You MAY come up with something new - good luck!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Are Falconers talonted?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Looks like you're winging it today.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Feather you believe it or not, I beak the truth when I saw this sticks in my craw.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Are people who keep crows murderers?
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Dunno, ask Jeremy! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I kid you not on this: I'm sitting at my desk slurping coffee and a foul smell unexpectedly arises.
A dog shat right next to my desk. No foot-prints or wheel-marks in it, but damn, I'm taking that as a pretty bad omen.
The owner of that miserable ball of cat-food-on-the-hoof cleaned up (don't even ask why the dog's here) but you can't help but knowing what was there.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: The owner
Was she cute and single?
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: Was she cute and single?
Single? Yes. Cute? That is subjective, but clearly not cute enough to overlook this atrocity. In my eyes, she retains no positive attributes unless she picks up that beast and smashes it on the corner of a wall so it splits in half.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: That is subjective, but clearly not cute enough to overlook this atrocity.
Yes, that would require considerable cuteness.
Marc
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Cats are as bad: cat vomit is foul, and they tend to do it where they wake up and then run away still emitting...
That's why we have one of these: BISSELL SpotClean Portable Spot Cleaner 3698E | Bissell Direct[^] as well as a much, much, bigger model for the whole carpet. At three in the morning when the cat vomits furballs next to the bed it's a godsend.
It's worth suggesting he gets one for the office if his dog is going to be there much - it really works in cleaning the stain and getting rid of the smell.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: cat vomit is foul, and they tend to do it where they wake up and then run away still emitting...
That's why we have one of these:
That's why I DON'T have a cat. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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