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It's not.
And why should you be the one hiding?
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Because it's easier than having to vigorously deny that I code nekkid. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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There used to be a band that played on the same circuits I did called "Buck Nekkid and the Bare-Bottom Boys." They played what I would call Comedic Rock. I think there still a few videos of them on the tube.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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You do know the difference between naked and nekkid?
Naked is the state of having no clothes on.
Nekkid is the state of having no clothes on and up to something.
At least that's how Lewis Grizzard explained.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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That's why I said nekkid. When I'm coding, I'm *always* up to something. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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OTOH, you are more likely to be waterproof than your computer... 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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There have been days where I've wanted to take my blasted computer into the shower with me. Not sure who I'd be punishing by doing so in the end, especially if i leave it plugged in. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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Remember to add the "GeneratedCode"[^] attribute everywhere! That way you are off the hook even if someone decompiles it.
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Does it come with a disclaimer in the comments?
--This code was written by a tool
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
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The way spirit is mixed with drug I gather. (6)
The way = St
spirit = rum
drug = e
mixed (anag)
Gather = Muster
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I figured "Spirit" was "GIN" or "RUM", and "Drug" was "E", but I missed "ST" ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It was a bit hard for a Monday 
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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How does "drug" translate to "E"?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Ecstasy was commonly known as E
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Commonly?!?!?!?!?!?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Yea even OG knew it  - well it was in the UK anyway
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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We have entered November.
Mariah Carey is defrosting as we speak.
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Quick! Shove her back in the freezer and wind the temperature down as far as it'll go!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Did you mean Thought of the Month ?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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That attempt at humor is a real turkey.
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How many here normalize their databases?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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If I create it, yes.
If it's inherited, maybe.
But you should probably have asked to what form.
I personally go for at least third, but usually not up to fifth. It depends on purpose.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: But you should probably have asked to what form.
If I need to ask that, then the answer is that there's usually no normalization.
Jörgen Andersson wrote: I personally go for at least third, but usually not up to fifth. It depends on purpose.
So it depends on purpose? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Yes, but usually no further than third level. For really small databases the answer is usually not, especially if I inherited the structure.
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I normalize until 3rd NF.
Maybe I'll have some denormalized tables for quick access. But I only do that when performance is not good, and I can't find another problem. That is, no premature optimizations.
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