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Receding airlines!
Batish! I'll get my coat... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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That's the way wig go. There'll be a price toupee for that.
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I'd be concerned about the effectiveness of their coaming.
modified 20-Aug-21 12:00pm.
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Some of us prefer the term "follicly-challenged", thank you very much 
Software Zen: delete this;
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I worked with someone who said' "It's not a bald spot. It's a solar collector for a sex machine"
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Clint Mansell & Sam Hulick - An End, Once And For All (Extended Cut)[^]
I've been playing the Mass Effect Legendary Edition for the past few months.
I've played the first two when they first came out, but never got around to playing the third.
Last week, I finished the third, after playing the first two again.
What an awesome series, absolutely brilliant!
Now that it's over it's going to leave a hole in my heart and my soul.
The title of this song says it all, it plays during the ending movie of Mass Effect 3.
It's so beautiful and epic at the same time, or maybe that's just me being indoctrinated by the game.
Sam Hulick wrote the most of the Mass Effect soundtracks.
Clint Mansell, who is also credited for this track, is known for one of the most epic soundtracks ever, Requiem for a Tower (from Requiem for a Dream).
This track is, without a doubt, sound of the week!
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David O'Neil wrote: Here's something short, sweet, and a little different: WOW: Inori - Prayer
Well, maybe not so sweet, except in the 'cool' meaning of the word.
EDIT: following the rabbit hole, here's more face mapping: Omote : Nobumichi Asai
That's pretty cool, didn't realize it was real-time projection until you posted the update though 
David O'Neil wrote: And some Japanese Ambient: Aki Tsuyuko – Ongakushitsu
I'm going to pass up on this one for now 
Also wondering how you got there from searching for a dance track
David O'Neil wrote: Here it is to dance, though.
Yes, that's almost how I dance too 
Pretty cool track and pretty versatile I guess.
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'm going to pass up on this one for now
It isn't really my cup of tea, either, but it is something different, and interesting for a bit.Sander Rossel wrote: Also wondering how you got there from searching for a dance track
I searched for Ongakushitsu Inc, since it was listed for the music. Couldn't find anything else by them in a similar style, though.
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Great track ...  , worth to remember. I also found a long version, about 1 hour, very nice ...
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Maybe disperse showers (8)
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Ha!
PERSEIDS
(anagram of DISPERSE)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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The topicality made it easy!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Meaning you're into Meteors ? that's how I got the idea for the clue as they occur roundabout now.
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Yes the peak was about a week ago, but we couldn't see much because of the cloud cover ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I guess it was just a peek then.
Oh no! I think I've been infected by whatever virus has afflicted all the punners in The Lounge.
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My Sr. Partner has a real knack for taking simple things and complicating the ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) out of them!  Today, it's adding 10 columns to a report that already has 12 columns.  The first column is a name field that often exceeds 20 chars. 6 columns must handle 9 digits, the other 15 are ratios < 999.99. The data for a row might look like this:
veryshortname|888,888,888|888,888,888|200.00|200.00|200.00|888,888,888|200.00|200.00|200.00|888,888,888|200.00|200.00|200.00|888,888,888|200.00|200.00|200.00|888,888,888|200.00|200.00|200.00
Hmmm I see, .02 side margins, 6pt narrow font, abb. col. hdrs., and truncat... names in my future!
Oh yeah, she also needs it yesterday! 
Yes, I did offer other solutions but was assured that 'there's plenty of room'. 
This is the same person who had the genius idea of moving her washer and dryer into the garage to make space for a desk. 'How hard could it be??? Just roll them out the door and plug them up. Duh!!!'
I need a drink!  
Edit: So 6 hours later, I managed to get it done (at least the layout) using 8pt arial narrow and getting the column widths down to the pixel.  ...now for the even more boring task of setting conditional formatting on 5 cols x 3 report levels.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
modified 20-Aug-21 14:31pm.
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It's the thought that counts!
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Well, here it's...
Them: Process X is failing on input Y.
Me: Well, input Y is correct, so process X must be wrong.
Them: Yes, process X is wrong, but we don't have time to fix it now, so break input Y to compensate.
Me: Yeah, no.
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17" (legal) paper in landscape mode. With or without "condensed" print.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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So what's the problem? 36" Plotter[^]
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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Everything is a PDF now!
Make the virtual paper as wide as you want. There is a table in our system that comes out to 48” paper if you ever tried to print it.
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I agree that clients (in this case - bosses) with unreasonable requirements are very hard to take.
The question is what form must the new report be in? If it must be printable, you are out of luck. If she is willing to accept some sort of electronic format, perhaps you could create an "expandable table" - each line shows the most important data, with a (+) symbol for showing the rest. When clicking on this would open additional data line(s), expanding on the data in the main line.
Something like this:
Main line [+]
expands to:
Main Line [-]
Secondary Line
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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