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well I reckon she was actually really really lucky: collapsed before she got to starborgs
this internet has become nothing but fake news.
... time to fix it, time to get back to the fax!
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Yeah that';s pretty much me!
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
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I'd rather get hit by a bus on the way to a starbucks rather than taking a sip of the antpiss they serve there. I'm glad to be surrounded by local coffee shops that know how to brew a really good cup.
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: sip of the antpiss they serve there
Don't insult ant piss. It isn't as bad as Starbucks' "coffee"... 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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My apologies.
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: I'd rather get hit by a bus on the way to a starbucks rather than taking a sip of the antpiss they serve there.
Would you say the same for cat sh*t[^]?
M.D.V. 
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Today I learned that some people consume cat sh*t.  
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Not only consume... they pay a lot of $$$ for it.
If I am not wrong, it actually is one of the most expensive coffees worldide.
I was in Sumatra in a farm of it, and IIRC they wanted 150$ for 500gr.
In Munich you pay over 7€ (in very exclusive coffee shops) for an espresso of it.
M.D.V.
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Wow, some people are just bloody f****** weird.
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Christmas tip:
When you grind those special quality Christmas coffee beans to give yourself a treat: Put a couple cardamom seeds with the coffee beans in the grinder. It should be whole seeds - pre-ground cardamom looses its aroma fast, and the aroma is what you want for your coffee - you shouldn't use so much that you have a "taste" of cardamom.
Some people suggest adding a little cinnamon as well (again: for the aroma, not for the "taste"). My grinder doesn't handle cinnamon bark very well, so I add cinnamon only when making a whole pot, and can put a piece of bark to soak in the pot immediatly after brewing.
Coffee isn't Christmas Coffee unless it has a slight touch of cardamom, and a touch of cinnamon.
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I find it odd how much people admit to being addicted to drugs and think it's a badge of honor. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Is a visit an expensive wig shop just too high a price toupee?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Too funny - I am going to need an extension so I can rogaine my composure on this one.
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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At first I thought, "what a brilliant observation!"
then I realised it was merely the reflection of the light from the way I had tilted my [yes, bald] head when I first read it.
this internet has become nothing but fake news.
... time to fix it, time to get back to the fax!
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Where did you hair that? What part or comb-ination of parts are known to be perm-anent?
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That can't be topped.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Any price is too high for a merkin.
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It seems that BBC blocked (no bbc.com and no bbc.co.uk) in my company firewall - the only site I can remember years back that I can't load...
But thinking of it - it is probably the best advert 
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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I was tired of xmas way back in June when the first xmas-oriented tv commercials started appearing...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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#realJSOP wrote: I was tired of xmas way back in June when the first xmas-oriented tv commercials started appearing
That's more like it.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I suggest playing Cthulu Carols instead. Way more enjoyable to listen to. 
Cthulhu carols - YouTube
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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On Sunday I almost went to the local mall to buy some panadol,
just in time remembered the time of the year.
taking a nap instead: worked a treat.
this internet has become nothing but fake news.
... time to fix it, time to get back to the fax!
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So the missus got what she wanted...a live tree this year.
Bah! Humbug! I can't wait until it's over!