|
I use the F5-technique 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
|
|
|
|
|
Try being useful from the other side of the planet, when I opened up CP this morning a response from JSOP was 4 pages down in the Lounge.
For those of us that do not have CP open all day every day we are doomed to be spectators, either commit to being a CP junkie or be satisfied to be a spectator.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
|
|
|
|
|
If you were cooled to absolute zero, would you be 0K?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
Fahrenh out Griff, Fahrenh out!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
|
|
|
|
|
playing cool today?
Message Signature
(Click to edit ->)
|
|
|
|
|
It's not frost to say, although icy others have tried.
| Ravings en masse^ |
|---|
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
|
|
|
|
|
Boom tish!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
Or "ze rok" as ze Germans might say.
If you cooled a ball to absolute zero, it would be ze rok and roll.
<font face="monospace" size="1">// mght ToDo:<br />// Put Signature Here</font>
|
|
|
|
|
Within a degree, yes.
/ravi
|
|
|
|
|
and being a father that would make me a Popsicle!
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
JaxCoder.com
|
|
|
|
|
I just noticed I've hit 200k rep 
And that puts me on the... 51st spot of most reputable CP users 
|
|
|
|
|
Congratulations! 
Have a few more paltry points on your way to #50.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
Congratulations you have now earned the key to the hamsters executive suite! BTW it needs cleaned!
Thank god the replacements here! 
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
JaxCoder.com
|
|
|
|
|
Me? I've been muckin' 'em out fer years!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
OriginalGriff wrote: Have a few more paltry points
Says the multi-millionaire
|
|
|
|
|
Sander Rossel wrote: And that puts me on the... 51st spot of most reputable CP users
I think that says as much about us as it says about you. 
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
|
|
|
|
|
I know it was a very big deal back when people could down vote your Lounge posts. Major drama there. Coincidentally, that was also when Dalek Dave was still an active member.
Dalek Dave leaves, Bob removes option to downvote Lounge/SB posts, the rip in the space time continuum is repaired.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Devin Townsend - Evermore[^]
I've never been into Devin Townsend, Strapping Young Lad or any of his million other projects.
However, my favorite metal magazine made his new album the album of the month with a perfect score of 100!
I don't think I've ever seen a perfect score in that magazine before (and I've been reading it for about 15 years now)...
It's a bit misleading as this is the score of a single freelance journalist, the average among the editors was something like 85.
Anyway, I've decided to give this new album a listen and it's indeed really good.
This song is one of my favorites, but it's all good.
|
|
|
|
|
Sander Rossel wrote: Devin Townsend,
The only other thing I've heard him on was Steve Vai's 'Sex and Religion'. (imho, a really good album)
Thanks, I'll check it out!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
|
|
|
|
|
|
Not available in my country...
Because my country isn't connected to that part of the internet? 
|
|
|
|
|
Go here: Hacker Typer[^] and just type as fast as you can ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
I wonder how long that can go on for? 
Latest Article - Azure Function - Compute Pi Stress Test
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
|
|
|
|
|
https://hackertyper.net/kernel.txt
It stops after this. But there are nice tricks for some keys.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
