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It's like Herself - I keep telling her "when I say I'll do something, I'll do it; there is no need to keep reminding me every six months."
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh... I wouldn't mind 6 months... in my case is much closer to 6 hours... 
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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There is only one way to solve the problem: You must become a cat yorself. Adopt a cat. Then you become its 'mother' and gain the honorary title of 'cat'.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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If I have a cat family under my house, that the kids feeding, does it count?
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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That depends. If they just live there and otherwise don't interact with you, it means that they regard you as a stranger who they can't get out of their territory at the moment. Hardly the basis for any honorary titles.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It doesn't count until you feed it oneof your kids!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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30. This signal has left (4)
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Clever! I like that one. 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Thanks - have a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) !
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SIGN?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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On reflection - not what I intended, but I do see where how you got might have arrived there at that.
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gone ("go" is a signal, NE is a bearing - also roughly left if looking from the bottom of a compass)
don't laugh, never tried any of these before
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Since the official one is posted: CLUE
Signal C UE
has left L
"This": CLUE.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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sigh, I guess I'm still that guy that needs the joke explained before he gets it.
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You'll get there - it's a "frame of mind" thing, and it can take a while to get the "feel" of how someone else's twisted mind works ... I have the same problem with new setters, there is a disconnect until you get inside their heads.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Why do you talk like Dr. Hannibal Lecter? 
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Because I like Fava beans and Chianti?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Poor chap.
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 What's wrong with fava beans?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I'm not sure if I should explain the reference or if this
Daniel Pfeffer wrote: What's wrong with fava beans?
is sarcasm .
-Edit-
Nevermind, I see the joke icon.
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Surfing the webbies, I found this: New National Emblem[^] Petition....
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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I recently got a Google Home Mini from my employer.
A little new year's gift.
Last year we got some "smart" watch thingy I believe (I didn't even open that one, I don't wear watches, ever).
I've also still got some gifts from my previous employer laying around...
And maybe even from my employer before that.
They've all been gathering dust.
I'm really not into gadgets 
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