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I understand your point... and please, don't call me Shirley. 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Which one do you want to play? Rumack, Murdock or Oveur?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Oveur...
LA Control Tower: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Oveur: Roger.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: a manager would say there is more "synergy"
Cue Samuel Jackson:
"Synergize this, mother ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) er!"
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yes they paid for it. The article says it was an "innovative new study." Innovative. You have to pay for innovation especially when its for a study. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I do really badly in open plan offices. Fortunately, I have a boss that understands this.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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Nathan Minier wrote: I do really badly in open plan offices. Fortunately, I have a boss that understands this.
I do really badly in an office. Unfortunately, I do not have a boss that understands this. 
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From the article:
"Open-plan offices have taken off because of a desire to increase interaction and collaboration among workers."
No, they took off because companies saw a chance to save a few bucks.
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I kept thinking that is the real reason, they recently had a redesign of our area and squeezed in 2 more bodies, the excuse was that the design was more ergonomically sound, bullshit.
I moved to a different floor as I require western personal space area. Asians really don't have the same reaction to crowding a cuacs.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Bloody hell I could have told them that for nothing.
There's your problem, you're not charging enough 
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We must talk about Sid's cousin! (10)
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Discussion
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I had hoped it would last longer than that, I liked that one.
You are up tomorrow! 
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Nice clue, if anything Sid's cousin sounds too much like discussion - just sayin 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I was hoping you'd get hung up when you spotted "we must talk" had ten letters... 
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Science: there is a hidden uSwitch on the toilet which detects when I'm sitting down, and illuminates a huge sign on the roof telling waiting couriers to approach the house...
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No problem there - switch the switch...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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If I could find the damn thing, I would. I think it has stealth technology.
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Good luck. It's a thermistor[^] which is embedded into your toilet seat. Or they implanted you a RFID chip.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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None of these. Pure malice. I'm still not over that landwhale jumping into my arms to avoid falling into a construction pit while running around and texting. And of course it was obviously my fault, as if I were the sucker[^] who had married her.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Quote: Science or magic?
What's the difference?
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Science gets more funding.
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For years--nay, decades--I've stuck with my old Microsoft IntelliMouse - I've had a few of them, but they've eventually all developed annoying quirks...the left mouse button would stop working and "drop" a window as I'm dragging it by its caption...right-clicks that wouldn't register unless I tried a few times, pressing harder each time...that sort of thing. I've taken apart/cleaned these a number of times, but in the end, I had to give up on all of them. Some just died altogether.
You can find the older model like mine on Amazon and eBay - but those who have them know they're no longer available, and they're asking $100, $200, even $250 for them. That's not gonna happen.
I've tried many alternatives over the years. I must be very fussy about mouse shapes and how it fits in your hand, because I hate just about every mouse that's in stores nowadays. I'm not a fan of wireless mice, so that limits my options. I've always found wireless mice to be trying too hard to go to sleep to save the battery - so if I'm slowing down to do some precision selection (moving just a few pixels at a time), it might go into sleep mode, so I have to give the mouse a jerk to wake it up, which means the cursor is now at the other end of the monitor. That could be just me, but my experience with them has been consistent. After I've purchased 4 or 5 different models, I had to wonder why I should expect a different outcome and have given up on them.
2 months ago I found some cheap off-brand $30 wired mouse I liked the shape of. I've put up with it for this long - it's not horrible. Less than 2 weeks ago however, the scrollwheel started to misbehave - if I scroll down 3-4 lines, it'll do it but also scroll back up a bit, so I have to fight it constantly, and simply scrolling to the end of a document is now taking roughly double the time it would ordinarily require.
So I told myself if Microsoft ever ran another batch of their original IntelliMouse - I'd buy enough of them to last me a lifetime. My lifetime, that is.
Then something unexpected happened: MS has brought back that very model. Well, a slightly updated version, but still the same basic model. Wired, USB, optical, that's all I want. Nothing fancy. So as I promised myself, I purchased 5 of them, and I just received the whole lot at lunchtime today. I've been using one of them since. I forgot how well these simply work.
Call me a shill if you want, I don't care. This is the model.
And IMO: You're not much of a computer user if you think all mice are equal.
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dandy72 wrote: Microsoft IntelliMouse
It's what I'm using, and I really can't remember when I bought it...I think it's been on the last 4 builds, so that make it around 15 years old. I do remember that it cost around $40 USD at the time. I also use a MS wireless mouse for the laptop. That one is at least 10 years old. Both still work perfectly. If either quit, I will be opting for MS again.
The keyboard imho is the thing I'm most likely to miss when it finally goes. It's an HP from 1998...from my first Windows system. I had to find a PS/2 to USB converter for the new rig.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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