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VIM Clutch by Aleksandr Levchu[^]
People actually use Insert mode??? Or am I missing something? (Yes, ok, haha - apart from that.)
[edit] - ok, maybe what I'm missing (this Monday morning) is a sense of humour... I hope! Is the whole thing just a joke?!
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People pay $20+ to use VIM? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I enjoyed it when developing algorithms because it has nothing on screen, it helps my concentration. There's only me and the algorithm and there can only be one survivor, no witnesses.
For anything more complex than a medium sized C or assembler file it becomes less comfortable, and it has nothing that Notepad++ doesn't have on Windows.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Published 20 days early?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Don't knock it. It works fine with Edlin.
User: Technical term used by developers. See Idiot.
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iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii triiiiiiiiiiiiied iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
....not so good for web text boxes
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiignature ready for iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinstallatiiiiiiion. Please Reboot now.
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Limit endless grain with drug for mood change (7)
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For some reason, this clue brings me great joy. I would almost be ecstatic with this clue.
This space for rent
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CAPRICE (Limit = CAP, endless grain = RIC(e), drug = E)
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Why would he take off an 'E' in order to add it right back on again? 
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I suspect that he was just feeling capricious.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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why take the e off just to replace it 
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to confuse you, of course! 
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Yes, well done - sorry for being late - been in a meeting
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I am genuinely saddened at the passing of Sir Ken Dodd, a legend of the British comedy circuit. I saw his show many times and, it's no exaggeration, they really did run to 5 hours. That a man in his 80s and 90s could run that length of material with no signs of fatigue was a testament to how talented he really was.
This space for rent
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I never heard him tell a rude joke, but he always made me laugh out loud.
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Just bought a bluetooth keyboard for my Fire TV Stick, because it`s a pain searching with the standard remote (and it has no voice, thankfully)
And it works on the WookieTab as well, which means I don`t have to use the current stupid version of the onscreen KB! Yay!
It`s pretty small, and doesn`t have a single quote, oddly but ... SHIFT STAYS DOWN WHILE I HOLD IT! 
And if you can thumb type texts, it's fine.
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I've had a couple of BT keyboards. The first one was the same size as my 8" tablet (which is 1 mm wider than an iPad mini, so none of the aftermarket cases quite fit, but that's another story.  ) It had an odd selection of keys. No arrows for a start, which was quite a PITA. It didn't survive a visit from the granddaughters a couple of years ago.
The one I have now is somewhat bigger (285 x 122 mm) but it's full size (19mm key spacing) and has a Windows layout. Not too different from many laptop keyboards, except it's missing Ins/Home/End/PgUp/PgDn. (I suspect there may be Fn- equivalents, but I haven't found them.) They were also available with Apple and Android layouts. I forget the details, but at least one of those was missing Esc, and there was some messup with Del/Backspace.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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This one is really tiny - 16cm x 4.5cm and has ESC and arrows, but no TAB.
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OriginalGriff wrote: It`s pretty small, and doesn`t have a single quote,
not even one quote? How about daily thoughts?
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I just use the app on my phone for that. My wife would smack me for adding yet another TV-operating remote to the collection.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Flippy the burger flipping robot is on a break, already[^]
So no, robots aren't coming for your jobs any time soon; not that the media will change their headlines, panic sells better than reality 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Flippy didn't fail. The humans couldn't keep up...we need more robots! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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It still failed to become part of the production line, with a very limited task. I can't help but to think that a specialized toaster would outperform the robotic arm any day.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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