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Jörgen Andersson20-Dec-17 6:40

20-Dec-17 6:40

A customer of mine sent me a bottle of Plantation XO, and a bottle of Highland Park for Christmas.
Plus I got a raise.

I'm happy as a clam!

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

Re: Christmas is early this year.

ZurdoDev20-Dec-17 6:43

ZurdoDev

20-Dec-17 6:43

Jörgen Andersson wrote:
I'm happy as a clam!

I'm sorry to hear that. It's been scientifically proven that clams are perpetually depressed.

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Re: Christmas is early this year.

RickZeeland20-Dec-17 7:49

RickZeeland

20-Dec-17 7:49

My boss gave me a bottle of Greek olive oil $Shucks | :-\$
(and 100 Euro in cash) Blush | :O

Re: Christmas is early this year.

GateKeeper2220-Dec-17 8:38

GateKeeper22

20-Dec-17 8:38

My boss gave me an ulcer and gastritis this year.

Re: Christmas is early this year.

JustWatchLittle 20-Dec-17 9:41

JustWatchLittle

20-Dec-17 9:41

My boss gave me a wet handshake Sniff | :^)

Re: Christmas is early this year.

Richard Deeming20-Dec-17 10:18

Richard Deeming

20-Dec-17 10:18

"Sorry, the hand dryer in the toilet is broken ... so I didn't bother washing them." Laugh | :laugh:

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

Re: Christmas is early this year.

JustWatchLittle 20-Dec-17 10:21

JustWatchLittle

20-Dec-17 10:21

Iiiiigit

Re: Christmas is early this year.

Jeremy Falcon21-Dec-17 2:47

Jeremy Falcon

21-Dec-17 2:47

Awesome man. Jig | [Dance]

Jeremy Falcon

Department of Redundancy Department

den2k8820-Dec-17 5:52

den2k88

20-Dec-17 5:52

AKA I found out that yeasterday I wrote a code like this

C++

if (blnVariable == true) {
 setVal(CODE, true);
} else {
 setVal(CODE, false);
}

Luckily I got it before someone could shame me forever about it (including myself).

GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

Re: Department of Redundancy Department

kmoorevs20-Dec-17 5:58

kmoorevs

20-Dec-17 5:58

Well, good job on finding it! Bad job at keeping it to yourself! Laugh | :laugh:

While we're telling secrets, I'll just mention that I spent an hour last night transposing javascript from a youtube video...thank goodness for multiple monitors! Laugh | :laugh:

btw, I found myself at least twice trying to copy text from the video...it was late in the day. D'Oh! | :doh:

"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

Re: Department of Redundancy Department

Richard Deeming20-Dec-17 6:14

Richard Deeming

20-Dec-17 6:14

Was blnVariable ever nullable?

But then, even if it was, you could have just used:

setVal(CODE, blnVariable == true);

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

Re: Department of Redundancy Department

den2k8820-Dec-17 6:56

den2k88

20-Dec-17 6:56

It's not, and I know precisely what I could have used Big Grin | :-D

I was probably just tired or distracted by my many other tasks.

GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

Re: Department of Redundancy Department

Foothill20-Dec-17 8:29

Foothill

20-Dec-17 8:29

Looks like you might have typed it exactly how you thought it...if this variable over here is true than this other variable has to set to true too.

if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

Re: Department of Redundancy Department

Paulo_JCG21-Dec-17 4:41

Paulo_JCG

21-Dec-17 4:41

- Or you had more code inside the if...
- Or you extract the Method...

Paulo Gomes

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
—Bill Gates

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
—Albert Einstein

Re: Department of Redundancy Department

Munchies_Matt20-Dec-17 6:33

Munchies_Matt

20-Dec-17 6:33

Yeah, that bracket layout sucks! Shame on you!!! Mad | :mad:

Re: Department of Redundancy Department

den2k8820-Dec-17 6:52

den2k88

20-Dec-17 6:52

HEATHEN!!!!

GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

Re: Department of Redundancy Department

raddevus20-Dec-17 6:57

raddevus

20-Dec-17 6:57

spoiler below... Big Grin | :-D

Right? Right? $Shucks | :-\$

I'm trying out for the Department of the Obvious -- I'm hoping to be a Captain! Laugh | :laugh:

setVal(CODE, blnVariable);

Re: Department of Redundancy Department

den2k8820-Dec-17 7:13

den2k88

20-Dec-17 7:13

Yep, you are now promoted to Admiral Obvious Big Grin | :-D

GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

Re: Department of Redundancy Department

raddevus20-Dec-17 7:31

raddevus

20-Dec-17 7:31

I knew with hard work, gratuitous flattery and a monetary bribe I would eventually get the promotion. Laugh | :laugh:

ahem...I believe your forgot to upvote me. I may be forced to report you to the moderator. Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Re: Department of Redundancy Department

den2k8820-Dec-17 9:03

den2k88

20-Dec-17 9:03

Using CP from smartphone is painful Big Grin | :-D

mainly because I write too much and I definetely can't write anything from a teeny tiny phone.

GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

Re: Department of Redundancy Department

raddevus20-Dec-17 10:30

raddevus

20-Dec-17 10:30

I will allow an exception this one time since you had a good excuse. Laugh | :laugh:

Re: Department of Redundancy Department

CPallini20-Dec-17 7:48

CPallini

20-Dec-17 7:48

Oh the gold old days of software paid per LOC. Big Grin | :-D

Re: Department of Redundancy Department

den2k8820-Dec-17 9:04

den2k88

20-Dec-17 9:04

CPallini wrote:
Oh the gold old days of software paid for

FTFY

GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

Re: Department of Redundancy Department

Chris Maunder20-Dec-17 8:50

Chris Maunder

20-Dec-17 8:50

Someone get this man a beer.

cheers
Chris Maunder

Re: Department of Redundancy Department

Dan Neely21-Dec-17 4:09

Dan Neely

21-Dec-17 4:09

"Beer, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius

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