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Life is f***ing great! 
I mean, what a f***ing adventure, is it fun or what!!!
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What happened? Did Al Gore admit global warming is a hoax?
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Nah, that is just trivial sh*t. I am talking about the real thing.
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I used to then I got old now I sit back and say "...remember when life was f***ing good..."
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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 bugger!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Whatever you took, I need a double shot of it.
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... and on a side note, if only 10% of the people on this planet would think (they do not even need to sit back), the world would be a better place.
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Is a mammoth the mother of all butterflies?
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and when it flaps it's wings chaos ensues.
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You mosquitos jokes mate! 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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What kind of butterflies do you have over there? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing big ones boyo!
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that's why OG drives such a large car...
can you imagine what happens when a mammoth flies into your headlights when driving at night?
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Large? It's smaller than a supermarket parking space! 
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Is a very large moth a behemoth?
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Only the male ones. The females are beshemoths.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I silk and tired of the dead-end puns.
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Is a behemoth the big daddy of all? 
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Dang, got there to late.... sigh 
modified 10-Oct-17 15:12pm.
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That thought is a bit weighty for me.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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For those of you with an Android phone that use a "locate my device" app, what are your recommendations?
I installed Lookout years ago for the purpose of scanning apps for viruses/malware, and to locate my phone should I ever misplace it. Thus far, I've never had the need to locate my phone, but I've tried the feature out a few times (over several versions of the app) just to see how it performs. It never works, in that the information it gives me is months old. Last known locations are places I have not been to in weeks. When I tried it this morning, it reported I had a low battery...back in March 2017!
So, do any of you use a similar app that actually does what it is supposed to do?
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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I use the built in "Find My Device" for locating my phone and the Google Play Protect to scan all my apps. I haven't really sideloaded any apps for a couple years so I haven't been that concerned.
Co-worker of mine also mentioned the new find my device functionality with Google Home where if you ask it to find your phone, it will ring even if it is set to silent. Although to be honest, I think it did that if you used the web interface as well.
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RJOberg wrote: the built in "Find My Device" for locating my phone
So, you click a button on your phone to find out where it is? 
I'm sure I must have misread that somehow. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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SerenityNowDev wrote: o, you click a button on your phone to find out where it is?
No, that's just being silly.
You press the button before you loose it, so it knows you will be looking for it. 
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