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Something is missing.... 'g', wonder what it is.
Be that as it may, timing is everything; except for eternity jokes.
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You're right, he should've gnome better.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The gsilence of the gnomes gknows gno gbounds.
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Gwho gknew?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ppreseumably Ponly pthose pin pthe pknow.
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Your timing is impeccable! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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After some measured thought, all I can say is "beet's me". Was said urban dwarf a female, and if so, did you meter?
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Just came out of a meeting where new management styles were mentioned, Kanban in particular.
That goes referenced an 'Can Can', which made me think of Can Can dancers.
And then my Scottish heritage kicked in...
Think about men in kilts doing the Can Can dance...
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I'm going to make you suffer for that mental image.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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And I am laughing at my desk... that image will be stuck in your brain all day...
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Laugh away.
One day, maybe tomorrow, maybe ten years from now.
There will be a tap on your shoulder that you never expected.
And when you turn ... The men of the 3rd Foot and Mouth regiment[^] will show you what they've got!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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As a child, our refrigerator had a spring loaded latch on the door; newer ones seems to have a magnetic seal.
My older brother told our younger brother to stick his finger in the latch; when the younger brother did that, the latch snapped and hit his finger.
Much yelling ensued...
Our Dad said to the older brother, "Some day, I'll even the score with you for him...."
I reminded my older brother of that periodically until our Dad passed...
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Where is the mind bleach?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Mind Bleach[^]
There are other 'options' than just "nature"...
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Sounds like a Monty Python sketch.
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Tim Carmichael wrote: new management styles [...] Kanban
Kanban isn't exactly "new". We ran screaming away from it at the office years ago.
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Has anyone else noticed that Firefox is lagging pretty bad?
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Never mind, just noticed that I had an update pending, and it went from 32-bit to 64-bit... Seems better now.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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phew, thought it was just me/my machines
...funny thing is it stared lagging about the time it started nagging to update (again again again, ffs mozilla, getting as bad as chrome which needs to check for updates every 10 minutes even when not in use.)
and ffs, what is with this hyper accelerated release sh*t, it's a complete royal pain in the ass - even when problems are found it's about 3 versions later before they maybe sometimes get to it.
No wonder people don't trust software, the "industry leaders" are killing it all.
lawyers move over, it'll be software devs first against the wall when the revolution starts.
Format Success.
Welcome to your new signa&*(gD@@@ ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) @@@@@@*@x@@
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The big question is...
...Do you have an SSD or HDD in the machine where you are seeing the lag?
These modern times with SOFTWARE TAKING OVER OUR MACHINES (updates whenever they want, etc) (who's yelling? ) require an SSD.
Win 10 has done this to me and my entire family on various machines and FF has definitely done this in the past and Chrome too. All our machines have been upgraded to SSDs.
HDDs are now dead tech, due to bad choices of over-utilization of I/O by Software Devs. 
Okay, I'm going off a bit, but really the I/O stuff is crazy. SSD required.
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Have you tried switching it off and back on a couple of times?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Windows 10 Mobile tried to attract users by letting them run the same "universal apps" on both their PCs and handsets, but the concept failed to catch on.
Are they suggesting UWP is no longer a thing?
(of course that's assuming UWP was ever a thing to begin with)
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dandy72 wrote: Are they suggesting UWP is no longer a thing?
I'm wondering the same thing. This is kind of crazy news -- and the news about the Surface gone in 2019 also.
Maybe,since they are going with Edge on all devices they are thinking Progressive Web App tech.
Even if they didn't mean to completely kill UWA they did.
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