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Let me add to your rant. We have noticed on the Surface Book Pro that if you do NOT reboot after updates are downloaded. The machine just cripples itself until it is unusable and REQUIRES a reboot.
Upon rebooting, we see Updates were pending (I believe they are partially installing the updates, and breaking things internally, which catch up to us). But one of the things that just stops working in the printing.
We now reboot a lot more. Which is funny. Windows XP and Windows 7 had kinda fixed that problem for a while.
Windows 10 caused me to buy our first Mac Mini. And while the shell is a lot nicer, it still has some horrendous update cycles... But it has not shut my machine down...
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They stop calling each other.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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After a lot of recursing?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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After lots of arguments I suppose.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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They start communicating through delegates. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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They get refactored in divorce court.
Marc
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They start calling each other names.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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When their returns are void. Sometimes they just need to switch it up a bit.
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They return to their parents.
Do you know why functors break up? They are tired of being treated like objects.
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And down at the court house the have to get inline.
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this ends when nothing can be kept private
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Hey, she wouldn't stop pinvoking me so I had to call the marshal. Our information was all out of order. Everything got sorted though and I think we'll be interoping tonight 
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I'm sure there's a procedure to handle this in an exceptional way.
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... and why do they break up? One function realised the other was just a facade.
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If my algorithm is too weak, will a stronger CPU save me?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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No, you need a GPU for that.
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Can I use my FPU to emulate a GPU? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
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Only if you are using GNU!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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This whole thread stinks - phew!
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That'll be the burning VDU
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Absolutly not. Even the best CPU wont help you with bad software.
A stronger algorithm can also work on a weak CPU. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Nah, it will still take a fortnight.
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Good. Then I can tell my boss to leave me alone while it is calculating.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: tell my boss to leave me alone while it is calculating
No.. tell your boss that you need a newer faster machine. Just make sure you have an excuse ready for when it doesn't run much faster.
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