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You forgot the part about plowing the plot under with salt, toxic chemical wastes, and highly radioactive materials. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Ack!
I always forget steps of processes I don't follow every week.
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If you opened a VBA-enabled document, you likely have netcat, meterpreter, or another command interface installed on your system. Assume you have a root-kit installed and will need to completely frag that HD if you ever want to use it again.
If it was just a web page it'll just be an exercise in changing web passwords.
Have fun with that.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Are JCBs really weapons of mass construction?
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That might be somewhat regional, not sure everyone will dig it.
(really hope they don't guess java code blocks)
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Those who don't dig it can always Google for concrete answers...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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On my way to Google now, the tension is building up...
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Serious reply here.
As a kid my grandfather gave me a JCB baseball cap, I wore that thing out but never knew what JCB stood for. He was a truck driver and farmer in rural northern Alabama so who knows how he got the cap. Thanks for bubbling up those memories Griff.
Hats off to you.
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Soooooo regional.
That's really trucked up.
(next you'll be mentioning the difference between using a Back-how, viz-a-viz, doggy st . . . )
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Regional? They sell in 150 countries worldwide, and have a global turnover of over 3 billion dollars. They also manufacture in the US, as well as Europe, Australia, China, India, ... 
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JCB - Wiktionary[^]
It is a regional thing to refer to the machine by its brand. As you can see from the first entry, some regions might be rather confused about the idea.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Hey, Brutha, you ain't happy wid da service, just send back da ho,
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No, but the machines that his company manufacturers might be.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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I dig what you're saying, Man.
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Named by wimpy j wellington[^] no doubt.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Is Le Pen going to write a new chapter in history?
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Or just send up le plume of smoke signals?
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As France descends into the usual riots and burning cars...
Of course Macron might take the biscuit.
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I inkshe wont.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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perhaps build le pen to keep le frogs in and le immigrants out
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I see what you did there!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Soapbox.
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