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This movie is called "Please Dear God Let Me Find Some Real Talent" starring whoever we hire.
Jeremy Falcon
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Will you pay for me to come out there??? 
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I'll pay you in free alcohol and coffee. I mean, sure it'll cost you money but you'll be so wasted you won't care.
Jeremy Falcon
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I couldn't work as a programmer in Hollywood.
The way the text continually scrolls past on the screen at breakneck pace is too much for my eyeballs.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Turn your monitor sideways then. 
Jeremy Falcon
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I suppose I could try that -- but if I break the monitor, the computer will die, and all my data will be destroyed!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This is true. Good thinking. Perhaps have a second monitor then, so if the first breaks your data can hop on over to the other before dying?
Jeremy Falcon
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Oh, that's great, cheers!
Y'know, it's true what they say: you should always listen to people who've been there, and know what they're talking about!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Correct you are sir. And welcome to the DDDDDD.
Double Display Data Death Deterrent Department
Jeremy Falcon
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Funny, but I always associate hollywood with a bunch of 'F's.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I do not either agree nor disagree with this. There's only so much I can say online. But I do not either agree nor disagree with this statement that I'm so very much neutral on - as far as the web is concerned. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Filming, Focussing camera lenses, Faking moon landings, etc.
I apologise if this causes problems.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Lets just go with that shall we. 
Jeremy Falcon
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From a news headline on Google News:
Caitlyn Taylor said she punched the 5-foot shark in the face after it grabbed her leg. By Nina Golgowski.
I read that as "By Ninja Gogowsli." 
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Racist! 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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My brain doesn't work most of the time 
Judging from the state of the world we're currently in I think I'm not the only one 
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Ninja Googlewski is also a possible read ...
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Other than trapped in the on-rushing head-lights of the latest JavaScript chimeric colossus: [^].
«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
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Queasy I'd expect. 
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Sow you think they should just ride off into the sunset? Rein in your thoughts; you are telling porkies!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The picture would adequately show my view of JavaScript if there was lipstick on that pig.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's B & W - you can't make it out, but it's there!
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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'this little piggy went to market'...  I never really thought about what that really meant until now! Bacon!!!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Is a dangerous precipitation a rain of terror?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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