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I understand this completely! Not long ago, a client sent a spreadsheet with employee information to be imported into a timeclock application. All of the columns we requested, including the unique employee id were present, and the information went in without a hitch! It's too bad that she had decided to be helpful and sort a few columns before sending it! Somehow, some people with the same last names got their id numbers mixed up. It took a week to get it 'sorted' out! Ahh, fun times!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Commit strip OTD: It’s not a bug[^]
If you document it, it's a feature...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Did they fix that bug in later versions?
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I got three contract-to-hire positions open for a mid-level programmer in the Hollywood, CA area I need to fill sooner than later. Not sure if there is still a job board on CP though.
Jeremy Falcon
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It got removed a LONG time ago.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Ok, then I feel better about my post being here then.
Jeremy Falcon
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Is that 3 jobs for one guy?
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Is that 3 jobs for one guy?
No, its 1 guy for 3 jobs.
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Clearly you have IT experience.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: a mid-level programmer in the Hollywood
Which movie you are casting for ?
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Na, they need convincing extras for the latest season of Halt and Catch Fire[^].
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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This movie is called "Please Dear God Let Me Find Some Real Talent" starring whoever we hire.
Jeremy Falcon
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Will you pay for me to come out there???
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I'll pay you in free alcohol and coffee. I mean, sure it'll cost you money but you'll be so wasted you won't care.
Jeremy Falcon
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I couldn't work as a programmer in Hollywood.
The way the text continually scrolls past on the screen at breakneck pace is too much for my eyeballs.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Turn your monitor sideways then.
Jeremy Falcon
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I suppose I could try that -- but if I break the monitor, the computer will die, and all my data will be destroyed!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This is true. Good thinking. Perhaps have a second monitor then, so if the first breaks your data can hop on over to the other before dying?
Jeremy Falcon
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Oh, that's great, cheers!
Y'know, it's true what they say: you should always listen to people who've been there, and know what they're talking about!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Correct you are sir. And welcome to the DDDDDD.
Double Display Data Death Deterrent Department
Jeremy Falcon
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Funny, but I always associate hollywood with a bunch of 'F's.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I do not either agree nor disagree with this. There's only so much I can say online. But I do not either agree nor disagree with this statement that I'm so very much neutral on - as far as the web is concerned.
Jeremy Falcon
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Filming, Focussing camera lenses, Faking moon landings, etc.
I apologise if this causes problems.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Lets just go with that shall we.
Jeremy Falcon
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From a news headline on Google News:
Caitlyn Taylor said she punched the 5-foot shark in the face after it grabbed her leg. By Nina Golgowski.
I read that as "By Ninja Gogowsli."
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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