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Steak should always be cooked rare!
The other, I shall not refer to here ... 
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We're having cake for a coworker's birthday today. Blasphemy! 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Does that mean it's Don McLean[^] Day as well?
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Happy Einstein Birthday as well!!!  
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Didn't realize that! Google has custom homepage stuff for people I've never heard of, but not Albert Einstein?!? WTE!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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we celebrate Pi Day every year at our house and this is one of those cool facts that we have shared over the years.
last night was our biggest pi party to date and I think we had a couple dozen friends over.
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I think you're two years late...but close enough! Happy π Day! Almost my favorite number.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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How bad must it be when it's printed on bank notes?[^]
And another one[^] for our numerous pun-dits.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 14-Mar-17 11:09am.
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So they've been promising 30-45 cm snow for today - and fierce winds - and on top of that, I caught something from Mrs. Wife and have been sicker than a VB6 user.
But the storm moved a wee bit to the left and up a bit - and now it looks like 15 cm will be it (for my location) A bit further inland they're be screwed as advertised. They're also calling for our local temp to reach about 3 C (Thank you Mr Ocean!).
I'll/We'll be able to dig our way out, even with the headaches and shyte.
What strange creatures we are - taking pleasure in the concept of "It could have been worse".
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My mother-in-law was scheduled to fly from Abany, NY to Jersey to Charlotte today... she was given the option a few days ago to change her flight day and arrived last night.
All things considered, I'm glad she can spend time with her granddaughter.
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Our collective mother-in-law[^] wanted to pay Donnie Trump a visit, but that has now been postponed because of the storm.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: postponed because of the storm
Political or meteorological?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Political or meteorological?
Physiological?
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Pathological?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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psychological?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Quote: sicker than a VB6 user
Love it! I might have to steal that phrase. 
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I *am* a VB6 user (no longer for choice) and I feel offended nah I'm actually pretty sick. Sick of VB6 and very, very sick.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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A meteorite will hit and destroy your house while everyone's out, tomorrow.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Good thing I'm a tenant then 
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Oh. So maybe you won't have such a great celebratory party when it doesn't happen.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I definetely prefer if it doesn't happen - furniture costs a lot and it's all fairly new. Plus my costly new computer - which alone costs as much as my whole kitchen furniture + appliances.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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I feel your pain. I've just recovered from a nasty little bug and it's not that long ago that I was having to do some work with VB3 (I kid you not - but it was Ok because we were upgrading the software to .... VB6  )
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W∴ Balboos wrote: "It could have been worse"
Sounds like snowboarding is out 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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In these parts, the term is Surfing - but that's out, too.
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W∴ Balboos wrote:
In these parts, the term is Surfing - but that's out, too. |
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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