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Yikes! Sean must have upgraded the defenses. That's good considering the hordes of trolls, spammers, and plagiarists. Besides, the hamsters are the commanders. They give the kill order. 
I have a hard time admitting that I can't tell the difference between a hamster and a squirrel.  I never was into that kind of thing. 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Squirrels are the ones that collect nuts.
Hamsters are the ones that go for your nuts.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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 It's also been my morning ritual for over 10 years now...I came here seeking knowledge, now I just come here looking for jokes/rants/articles/interesting facts, etc... so mostly the lounge these days! Agreed, this is a great site.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Knowledge will help you advance in life.
A good laugh will help you live longer.
You can call it a work/life balance -- but then everyone will sigh and walk away.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I didn't realise we had so many spammers -- so it must be working!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Great quote.... one of my favorite movies
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Now, in a single throwback post you pointed me to a fine post (worthy of the action scenes of the books I'm reading now) and to a reply which pointed me to an entire new book series.
Thank you! 
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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xkcd: Listening[^]
I'm going to have to start doing that ... 
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Quote: I'm going to have to start doing that
A capital idea!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Schlagseite | c't Magazin[^]
Translation:
... you have been listening to a new audio drama by Adorata Alexa "Fire! Fire! The house is burning!"
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My Chromecast is annoying when the internet fails as well: Our telephone line was cut and we have no internet for a month a few years ago and the Chromecast refused to do anything, including cast from my NAS or tablet! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So I was just checking Facebook and I noticed one of those "celebrating n years" of friendship on Facebook. (aside: is that really what we've come to?)
Anyway, it is an old friend and her friend. His parent must have really hated him. Really.
His name?
Chris P. Bacon.
Honestly. Poor bastard. 
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Could have been worse. They could have named him Kevin. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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On the plus side, he probably gets in to all the bacon festivals for free.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Or really loved bacon!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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 I had to read it twice...now I'm hungry! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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On the plus side, when he passes on, it may simplify arrangements: [^]
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Hated him?
I'd have worshipped my parents, if they'd had the sense to call me that!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I'd have worshipped my parents, if they'd had the sense to call me that!
Instead of which they gave you an underscore. 
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Yeah, but look how long it is!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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