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xkcd: Listening[^]
I'm going to have to start doing that ... 
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Quote: I'm going to have to start doing that
A capital idea!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Schlagseite | c't Magazin[^]
Translation:
... you have been listening to a new audio drama by Adorata Alexa "Fire! Fire! The house is burning!"
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My Chromecast is annoying when the internet fails as well: Our telephone line was cut and we have no internet for a month a few years ago and the Chromecast refused to do anything, including cast from my NAS or tablet! 
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So I was just checking Facebook and I noticed one of those "celebrating n years" of friendship on Facebook. (aside: is that really what we've come to?)
Anyway, it is an old friend and her friend. His parent must have really hated him. Really.
His name?
Chris P. Bacon.
Honestly. Poor bastard. 
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Could have been worse. They could have named him Kevin. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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On the plus side, he probably gets in to all the bacon festivals for free.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Or really loved bacon!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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 I had to read it twice...now I'm hungry! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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On the plus side, when he passes on, it may simplify arrangements: [^]
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Hated him?
I'd have worshipped my parents, if they'd had the sense to call me that!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I'd have worshipped my parents, if they'd had the sense to call me that!
Instead of which they gave you an underscore. 
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Yeah, but look how long it is!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hmm. I had a friend in college whose name was William J. Mee. He went by his middle name (Jeff) rather than Bill.
I'll wait.
Software Zen: delete this;
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If they aren't lion about their sexuality any more, is that gay pride?
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The mane thing with a question like that is to provide some roar data - do you have any lynx?
Slogans aren't solutions.
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You mean Lynx or it didn't happen?
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If they aren't lion then they aren't neither iron nor in Zion.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Are you tryin' to keep us cryin' ?
I'm not even sure if that sort of thing is KSS.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Why? It's not like somebody shot the sheriff!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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That cagey thought gave me paws.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Let me whisker into your ears: "We need some claws against kitty puns."
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Prey tell?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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