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Ker...thump
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Just buy a Louisville Slugger, and paint "Clue Bat" on it.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I actually want to be able to thump someone without damaging them.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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My philosophy is "there's no such thing as overkill". If someone should be thumped, don't fool around; do it good and proper!
(The result is that I thump very few people; zero, in fact.  )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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As Churchill would say, "Thump them once. Then come back and thump them again. Then thump them a third time - a tremendous whack."
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: without damaging them.
I believe that eccentric point of view requires further clarification.
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That sounds too much like work, you only need to add a single letter: "CLouisville Slugger" 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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If I were you, I'd get the entire range! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If you can't find a supplier, then perhaps that's an opportunity for you to start manufacturing them?
Either way, they should be free issued to those entering the murky world of QA... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: they should be free issued to those entering the murky world of QA
Yeah, but not made of foam or rubber...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: foam or rubber
What?! We talking about CUSTOMERS here!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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And I'm quite happy to print clue bat on it - thank you
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Not bad, but I find this one[^] scarier (esp. if you look at the "Frequently Bought Together" section).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
modified 22-Feb-17 8:23am.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: (esp. if you look at the "Frequently Bought Together" section).
It could be worse - the list could include an old carpet, a shovel, and quicklime. 
(See the Bastard Operator from Hell series)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: (See the Bastard Operator from Hell series)
After a quick google, I realise that I indeed should!
Nice one.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Lucille! From The Walking Dead.
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Ah, so that's who/what this "Lucille" is.
Someone else referred to her/it, earlier, but I had no idea what he was talking about.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You really need to start watching the Walking Dead.
No matter where you go, there you are...~?~
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I watched most of the first three seasons.
That was more than enough to determine that it's utter cr@p.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My grandkids managed not to wreck anything with a rigid foam toy cricket bat. I'm guessing you might find something suitable in a dollar shop.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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For a small fee, lets say some rare footage of a colleague going postal on his cow-orkers, I would be happy to turn a clue-bat for you made of wood. I'd recommend beech, or maple. 
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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