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W∴ Balboos wrote: On cannot help but pronounce EU like Ewe ! Leave us out of this! We are not responsible for what those castaways do on their island!
And if you don't like it you can go elect a Trump.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Quick! Build a wall round Germany and get the Austrians to pay for it!
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Back from the dead, Walter?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nah ... he thought too small!
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Thinking big was in fashion up to 1945, but that did not really go well for anybody involved.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Oh...Sh*t, d*mn, b*gg*r, f*ck... Are you writing a rap song?
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Ouch. He does not deserve that. I usually use rappers as proof that the planet of the apes already exists.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's a small part of my "oh dear I hurt myself" chant.
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Served cold.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...thought of QA[^]
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Just the feeling...
They ask for a rocket, but do not know how to hold a screwdriver...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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This[^] was always known as a "Birmingham Screwdriver" - but perhaps "QA Screwdriver" fits it as well?
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In Pompey, we called it a "dockyard screwdriver".
God only knows how the RN ever got anything to float.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: God only knows how the RN ever got anything to float.
They didn't build their ships in the UK?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's an "ouch" point.\
God rest Maggie Thatcher, may she burn in Hell.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A-freakin-men!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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HOW THAT CAN BE?
Two fathers and two sons ordered a pizza each. The delivery guy arrived with three pizzas, but none complained...
Can you explain?
(I know it is the 31, but was unable to post yesterday night...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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They were grandfather, father, and son.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The problem here is that the grandfather is also a son. So 2 fathers and 3 sons would make sense.
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There are three people, the grandfather, the father and the son.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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