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You know the rest ...
Slogans aren't solutions.
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How many letters?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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(4,8)
Answer: Busy drinking
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Oh...Sh*t, d*mn, b*gg*r, f*ck... 
I didn't put a reminder in my calendar and forgot...up very shortly then.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Oh...Sh*t, d*mn, b*gg*r, f*ck...
You can get away with "bugger", because Leftpondians don't seem to know what it means.
Either that or they do, and they like it.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: You can get away with "bugger", because Leftpondians don't seem to know what it means.Either that or they do, and they like it.
Actually, those of us on the proper side of the pond know full what what 'bugger' means, which is:
Someone from UK&GB just wandered into a livestock pen and was having the time of his life.
We just figure 'live and let live' . . . so long as you do it over there.
On cannot help but pronounce EU like Ewe !
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W∴ Balboos wrote: On cannot help but pronounce EU like Ewe !
Leave us out of this! We are not responsible for what those castaways do on their island!
And if you don't like it you can go elect a Trump. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Quick! Build a wall round Germany and get the Austrians to pay for it!
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Back from the dead, Walter?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nah ... he thought too small! 
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Thinking big was in fashion up to 1945, but that did not really go well for anybody involved.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Oh...Sh*t, d*mn, b*gg*r, f*ck...
Are you writing a rap song? 
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Ouch. He does not deserve that. I usually use rappers as proof that the planet of the apes already exists.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's a small part of my "oh dear I hurt myself" chant.
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Served cold.
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...thought of QA[^]
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Just the feeling...
They ask for a rocket, but do not know how to hold a screwdriver...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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This[^] was always known as a "Birmingham Screwdriver" - but perhaps "QA Screwdriver" fits it as well? 
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In Pompey, we called it a "dockyard screwdriver".
God only knows how the RN ever got anything to float.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: God only knows how the RN ever got anything to float.
They didn't build their ships in the UK? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's an "ouch" point.\
God rest Maggie Thatcher, may she burn in Hell.
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