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NotPolitcallyCorrect wrote: language of Mordor
Close enough.
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I had not recognized it as JavaScript, but if you say so.. 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Just don't touch me . . . or handle food.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I hope Welsh sounds a little nicer in person than it does coming from the Google Translate robot...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Alas - I'm watching a GB produced mystery series "Hinterland", produced in Wales. I'll not comment on how it sounds (although I prefer anything to French).
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For those of you who don't speak Welsh, here[^] is the correct pronunciation.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mae defaid yn y maes hwn yn gwneud gwlân, beidio â chael eu llenwi â rhywun *PESWCH* ![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I think, that because @OriginalGriff is such the guru he is, that if he replies to your post, you should receive 10x CP points.
If he replies to a comment of your post, you should get 5x CP points.
What does OriginalGriff get? Satisfaction of elevating his fellow (or fellow-ette) programmer. 
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MacSpudster wrote: because @OriginalGriff is such the guru he is
GURU?
Ahem:
... "counselor, who helps mold values, shares experiential knowledge as much as literal knowledge, an exemplar in life, an inspirational source and who helps in the spiritual evolution of a student." The term also refers to someone who primarily is one's spiritual guide, who helps one to discover the same potentialities that the gurus already realized
How little you know me, my friend! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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guru = Griff's (the Original one....) Unctuousless Riddles Unbounded
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What will come next? Sensei? 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I think I do Griff 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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MacSpudster wrote: I think, that because @OriginalGriff is such the guru he is, that if he replies to your post, you should receive 10x CP points...
Just for mentioning him, I'll give you +5 myself. 
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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It may be wishful thinking, but is there an application you can install on windows 10 that will execute php files? Sort of like an emulator or VM? All I want to do is test a WCF service that I am writing from php.
I see articles on how to configure IIS to execute php but I don't want to mess with my IIS. I also found Apache Lounge but not actually sure what it will install.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Easyphp[^]
xampp[^]
Both install some components that allow you to configure MySQL, PHP... and execute everything from your browser.
I've used them to program my web page and test it in my computer before posting it to the world...
Hope this helps... 
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Was going to recommend XAMPP as well
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Thank you very much.
Based on the websites, I thought xampp would be better so I tried it first and could not get it to work. Easy php is just that. Easy.
Thank you.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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In my windows 10 install (in a virtual machine) it needs to be reinstalled after each restart. Not a painful thing once you know that the mods (like phpmyadmin) are installed in a specific folder.
I can't remember which one it is now, but if you need it just ask.
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Just...install php. You don't need to do anything wonky.
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What you need to do is look through the menu to the left of this window, and pick an appropriate forum for your question.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Found one. It's under General Discussions labeled the Lounge.
Awesome. Thanks so much for your help. You're the best.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Oh, I'm so terribly sorry.
I forgot that rules of the Lounge, CP in general, religion, etc, are for others to follow, because you're above such things.
Other members, who are so far beneath you, would have to use the Web Development forum for such a question.
Please accept my humblest apologies. I forgot what a wonderful person I was addressing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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