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w www wwWww WwWwwww wwWWWWww w W wwW WwwW.
(Amusingly relevant subreddit - cats standing up where you're only allowed to use the word "cat")
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That letter will be å.
Only Scandinavians will be able to write code on their default keyboard.
Programmers will know how to get it from the character map.
All others will have no idea how to write anything 
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Åå alt-0197 alt-0229 respectfully, from my english keyboard. Or is it from Stargate SG1?
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Would that be during President Honey Boo-Boo's first or second term?
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Third? 
Jeremy Falcon
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and whether they should work for cheap/poorly managed companies that make them write, perform and/or report their own test cases - but I'm sure all devs are honest people so that's OK.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: ...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid.
Oak goad for clubs. Ugh. Smash deer well.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Today it's Apple vs PC
There was never any competition there; the PC is the most used mainstream computer.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: and Java vs VB vs C#
Nor there; Java was pushed by universities, as it was an open-source alternative they could hold practical lectures on, as opposed to the closed Microsoft platform. Java runs coffee-machines and more, but it did not take of on the desktop. C# IS the next incarnation of VB, and since the future rhymes, when C# will be villified in the future, we'll "invent" a new language (one that replaces keywords in the syntax, nothing else) and all problems will be solved anew.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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No, no, no. We will still be talking about :
The Latest JavaScript Library!!!!!
Some (many) of you are screaming and pounding your desk with a fist now, but you know it's true. 
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By then it will have been replaced with RedBullScript.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Then comes McDonald#, Objective-Coke, Pepsi++, and Visual Bank of America 
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The already have Visual Pringles. It compiles down to STOOLBOL.
Thank goodness for Friday afternoons, I'm clearly done.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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All available from Microsoft, a Family company.
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Good point.
Jeremy Falcon
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Perhaps the elusive FM module for development that currently exists in the minds of managers and some clients...One day maybe!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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If it goes on like in the last 30 years then it will be:
1. Secure your investment through our tool, blah blah blah
2. Using our tool, you can create reusable components (re-usable for how long?), blah, blah blah
But I think it's time to change this and no longer discuss about C # || VB || Java || Python || ....
It is time that a task can be defined in a meta language... and then tools (implemented perhaps in C # || VB || Java || Python ...) should convert this meta definition into applications
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It means that the description of the task (in “the” meta language) remains ~"constant". The tools take over the translation of the “meta task” into the current techniques.
Only my creazy mind.
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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0x01AA wrote: If it goes on like in the last 30 years then it will be:
1. Secure your investment through our tool, blah blah blah
2. Using our tool, you can create reusable components (re-usable for how long?), blah, blah blah
After hearing for the past year at work how Salesforce can do everything including cure cancer and bring back Robbin Williams, I gotta say this is sooooooo true.
Jeremy Falcon
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0x01AA wrote: Only my creazy mind
It's where I thought we'd be by now - 40 years ago!
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in 20 years ...
3d spaces vs 3d tabs.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Javascript, Javascript and javascript!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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In 20 years, the conversations of AI's will be a lot more interesting than that of people. 
Marc
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Probably about which soundproofed, full-head, diving-style masks have the best specs/are the most stylish for computer voice-control.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Will GitHub still be there ?
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20 years ago for embedded devs it was the shift from 8 bit controllers to 16 bit, DSPs and the exotic new 32 bit controllers. 20 years from now it'll be the shift from 32-bit ARM to 64-bit and virtual machines along with IPv6 for your IOT toaster....
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