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I never thought I would become a linux farmer. But, today officially, all my cows are clean. Now I need to work on the bloated frameworks I call cow pies 
Dirty COW (CVE-2016-5195)[^]
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No dirty cows and no Raging Bull... though I'd like to have the last one.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Yeah, that's how it is. I'm finally confident enough to launch my software for a first shot. Discussed with the stakeholders when and what we do. Now I finished the whole mess in the current month by working roughly 30 hours overtime (i knw aint that much  ).
Today we wanted to shoot of and start working with the app, yesterday i heard the project manager (some may remember i worked on a project management tool) will be off till friday. His boss, the project manager manager is off for 4 weeks... The final stakeholder, the divisionmanager and vp is off till next week.
So now im ready to start but no one is there XD
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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That is a perfect moment for a release. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Yeah i guess so, first week no bugs reported and everything is going well? :P
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Good. Start before anyone can see anything.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Release and go on vacation you too.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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First thing the stakeholders asked: "Are you on vacation during release time?" Now i should reply yes XD
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That's a bit hypocrite from them... being in vacation themselves
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Why is the word "scapegoat" ringing in my ears?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Because now it ain't me anymore?
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if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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else
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Klingons do not "release" software. Klingon software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of design engineers and quality assurance people in its path.
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And this is why I don't ask developers to work over time.
Especially coming into times of heavy vacation.
What a waste of extra effort.
What a QUESTIONABLE process for planning to roll into production.
BTW, where are you at in your rollout schedule?
For me, I would work on the re-deployment process while they are gone.
Because whatever you deploy the first time will be re-deployed later, it
might as well be easy!
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Kirk 10389821 wrote: What a QUESTIONABLE process for planning to roll into production.
Indeed, especially when i heard that the guy that sat in our planning meeting KNEW that hes gonna be away and today i heard he'll be off next week too i really question "why the F did you put that pressure on".
My rollout schedule is fairly easy, the software is deployed via our internal softwaredeployment tool for internal software. So i basically push it in the correct folder, set visibility and access rights and boom it's there.
The big plan was to rollout for division 1, then after successfull "testing" to division 2 and so on, well this plan get's delayed now, i currently can't say how big the delay is but i assume roughly a month to two.
I currently work on some "bugs" features that we catched after we shot it off. Things we didn't have in mind and need to be fixed in the next month.
After that, planning for V 2.0 is going on But this time i won't let them decide the deadlines.
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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Stumbled across this[^]. 
How, you may ask? I looked up the company name of someone following a project of mine on GitHub.
Marc
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Love the way the menu runs over the logo...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It is by design... It is a new design trend called "I have no idea what 'responsive' means, but I will use bootstrap - which I do not understand either, but it labeled 'responsive' too"...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ooooooh. When can I adopt that pattern? Huh? Huh? :drool:
Jeremy Falcon
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whats wrong with it, except for being written in latin?
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Can you translate 'placeholder' to latin?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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No. Would you expect me to?
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Yes, please do that.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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All I know in Latin is 'nunc est bibendum'
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Ok. I don't know how to break the news to you...
There are no real latin texts on that website. They are placeholders until a real text is filled in.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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