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Because now it ain't me anymore? 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Klingons do not "release" software. Klingon software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of design engineers and quality assurance people in its path.
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And this is why I don't ask developers to work over time.
Especially coming into times of heavy vacation.
What a waste of extra effort.
What a QUESTIONABLE process for planning to roll into production.
BTW, where are you at in your rollout schedule?
For me, I would work on the re-deployment process while they are gone.
Because whatever you deploy the first time will be re-deployed later, it
might as well be easy!
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Kirk 10389821 wrote: What a QUESTIONABLE process for planning to roll into production.
Indeed, especially when i heard that the guy that sat in our planning meeting KNEW that hes gonna be away and today i heard he'll be off next week too i really question "why the F did you put that pressure on".
My rollout schedule is fairly easy, the software is deployed via our internal softwaredeployment tool for internal software. So i basically push it in the correct folder, set visibility and access rights and boom it's there.
The big plan was to rollout for division 1, then after successfull "testing" to division 2 and so on, well this plan get's delayed now, i currently can't say how big the delay is but i assume roughly a month to two.
I currently work on some "bugs" features that we catched after we shot it off. Things we didn't have in mind and need to be fixed in the next month.
After that, planning for V 2.0 is going on  But this time i won't let them decide the deadlines.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Stumbled across this[^]. 
How, you may ask? I looked up the company name of someone following a project of mine on GitHub.
Marc
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Love the way the menu runs over the logo...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It is by design... It is a new design trend called "I have no idea what 'responsive' means, but I will use bootstrap - which I do not understand either, but it labeled 'responsive' too"...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ooooooh. When can I adopt that pattern? Huh? Huh? :drool:
Jeremy Falcon
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whats wrong with it, except for being written in latin?
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Can you translate 'placeholder' to latin?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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No. Would you expect me to?
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Yes, please do that.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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All I know in Latin is 'nunc est bibendum'
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Ok. I don't know how to break the news to you...
There are no real latin texts on that website. They are placeholders until a real text is filled in.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ahah, and thats the point is it?
Hmm, never heard of that before.
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Really? Look here: Lorem ipsum - Wikipedia[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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See what you mean. No, never heard of that before.
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I have done the same myself, just to find out wether or not anybody actually reads it. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Which group of windows employees was it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ever got a file you were working on completely rolled back by your version control?
I don't know how it happened, but it happened.
We're looking at a couple of hours of work here 
Sometimes I really hate Git and SourceTree... 
This happened to me before in SVN, but at least back then I knew what I had done wrong 
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Sander Rossel wrote: SourceTree.
Tortoise for GIT is better IMHO. Any Chance you could use something else, other than SourceTree?
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Ugh, I feel the complete opposite. Tortoisegit's the worst git client it was ever my misfortune to use (although I suspect if forced to use the cli, it'd fall into 2nd to last place); while source tree's the only one I haven't had to swear at once.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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yeah, very interesting that my experience is a polar opposite to yours.
I must confess that I have not used SourceTree for almost 2 years now, so it might have improved to where I might reconsider....maybe.
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