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It's certainly handy if you run out of bog roll or want something for the guinea pig to defecate on.
This space for rent
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The Evening Standard is cheaper at that.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Yeah - but that comes with the defecation already performed... 
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You have a point...
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Good thing you are not using your real name here. Linking to Daily Mail could have seriously affected the quality of your life, otherwise! 
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Sorry, the Mail is classic reading! Its is like a comic, and its free! 
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For most Facebook users an intelligence of just a little more than an amoeba qualifies as a high IQ.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Because this thing on facebook was reported by The Daily Fail (LOL, see what I did there?) that means it is automatically untrue, so the post must have been fabricated by The Daily Fail in some way, and so must have been all of the replies. It's the only possible explanation because everything in The Daily Fail is untrue. I'm going to wait until the BBC writes about the exact same thing because that will instantly make it credible and true. Yes I know I haven't actually said anything about the quiz itself, but being a lefty liberal puppet allows me to apply ad hominem fallacies to things I disagree with and instantly dismiss the article and instead criticise your failings as a human being for posting a Daily Fail link (lol, see what I did there!)
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Eh, it took me about ten seconds (The third part held me up for a few)...
In my defense, it's 9am, I just got into the office, and I'm not caffeinated yet.
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x+- Far too simple.
But tough for fb users and mail readers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Most Facebook IQ tests are just a joke, meant to make stupid people feel smart.
Jeremy Falcon
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The test wasn't about whether or not you can answer the question correctly; it's about whether or not you can be humble afterward.
![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
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(Microsoft Rant Of The Day)
So when changing colors of a bar or chart or whatever in SSRS, when you set the „Transparency“ of the color in the dialog, you’re really setting the OPACITY. I just spent a half hour wondering why every time I set a color in my report the damn element disappeared. And I hate working with reports, so that’s a half hour I want back, dammit…
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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Mel Padden wrote: in SSRS,
Could be worse...one of my active projects uses the CR web viewer. It worked great three weeks ago, then mysteriously didn't work a few days ago. It took 4-5 hours to get it going again. I know how you feel! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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There's no intemperance needed when you sound like all the landmasses (10)
I couldn't come up with a better one, hope you enjoy it anyway! 
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CONTINENCE?
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Correct, Sir! The originator is up on Monday.
That was fast, too easy?
Maybe you could provide the explanation for the others anyway?
I'm still puzzled that this went to moderation...
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There's no intemperance needed Intemperance: "lack of moderation or restraint", so use it's inverse.
when you sound like all the landmasses CONTINENTS becomes CONTINENCE: "Sexual abstinence as a state of life"
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That's interesting given that INcontinence means someting entirely different and not at all related. Engrish so funny!
(purses lips) I wonder though... (googles)
Actually, I'm wrong!
Incontinence | Definition of Incontinence by Merriam-Webster[^]
So the original meaning of the word was to do with sexual appetite. There you go, you learn sometihng new every day.
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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So here I am, drinking and remembering my dead sister who was smashed by Melanoma 18 years ago pretty much to the minute. I got to donate Bone Marrow in what at the time was an experimental procedure for the particular type of cancer. The wankers involved pissed about for too many weeks before chemotheraping her Immune System to death as they were excited about the fact my Mother had died from Melanoma 7 years 7.5 months earlier.
Thanks for all the well wishers on CP 16.5 hours ago, but I won't see her again. Heaven, Jesus, Jehova Mohammed, Allah, Joseph Smith and all the rest are fictional characters to help the weak minded get through life.
The Multi-Armed Elephant God best referenced in a Simpsons episode is more real.
Hope to see a God or Cancer at some time, they won't survive the next 50 years of hate I have waiting for either of them.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'll hoist a drink to her memory with you, but due to the early hour (and that I've got to drive later) it'll be coffee this end, I'm afraid. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'll hoist a drink to her memory with you, but due to the early hour (and that I've got to drive later) it'll be coffee this end, I'm afraid. [Rose]
That's no excuse. Are you sure your Welsh?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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My personal rules: Driving == no drinking.
Lost too many friends to drunk drivers (some they were drunk and hit something, some hit by others who were drinking). Not acceptable behaviour in my book any more.
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OriginalGriff wrote: My personal rules: Driving == no drinking.
Lost too many friends to drunk drivers (some they were drunk and hit something, some hit by others who were drinking). Not acceptable behaviour in my book any more.
I know, but you mentioned too early.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Yeah - it's only 09:17 here, and I'm knackered already due to the cat trying vomiting on the bed at 04:00 ...
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