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The worst is that you don't notice anymore how you stink. Some lady really was irritated when she took the seat behind me in a bus and I got up and sat someplace else.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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PeejayAdams wrote: I'm going to stop smoking
Good for you! Sounds like you've got your mind made up, which is the key thing in my opinion. I will have been cigarette free 20 years on November 23rd, though I still think about it way more than I should at this point.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Have Nagy stop drinking and you can pay for the whole thing together.
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I quit over a decade ago but I think it may have been too late, I still have the lung capacity of a gnat.
All the luck in the would, I would like to donate some will power but mine is all used up!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: I would like to donate some will power
"Will power" has never been the problem for me, it's "won't power" that I've always been short of!
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Hi All,
Ummm, the search to get out of the pub has been successful, I think!  . I found a company local to me sent them an email yesterday, was invited for an interview today. Start next Monday 
But Way'bleedin'Hay   I think!
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good luck.
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Maybe try and get of the Pub by Friday, Saturday latest, if you're careful Sunday last orders, okay but don't stay too long for the lock-in...
veni bibi saltavi
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Will do mum!![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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Good luck!!!
(A name change in order maybe?  )
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Hopefully, I don't want to jink it's yet... 
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glennPattonInThePUB wrote: jink it's yet
Too long in the pub then? 
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I hate typing on a touch screen, the awkward thing is this pub look at you odd if you use a laptop !
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Congratulations !
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Nice one!
What is it doing?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Generally it seems to be a mix of hardware & software (me likeee!) and training users (!)
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Excellent! Money alright?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Money could be better, but it's increase on what I'm on now! 
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Somebody has had an interesting weekend[^]! 
SFW
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"Unlawful possession of a cured vehicle"?
When the heck was wrong with it before he came along? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I thought it sounded like he might have been slightly pickled, but it could have been the car... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I have one lecturer in my past who was cited in a Nobel Prize. There are many here who have attended illustrious centres of learning. How many members have come into contact with a Nobel Laureate (discipline quite unimportant)?
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
modified 26-Sep-16 6:49am.
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I never took a full course from a Nobel Laureate, but when I was in University, Prof. Nevill Mott (Physics, 1977) visited the Physics department and gave a couple of lectures on his field (solid state physics).
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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