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maybe you and Alanis Morrisette can collaborate on a verse in her song "Ironic".
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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So if you, Bill Clinton, and 38 other people were in a room, you'd be statistically average.
If I were you, I'd avoid being in the same room as him for this very reason.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I wonder when will Mr. Clinton stop leaving a mark.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
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Love the square watermelon!  
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BillWoodruff wrote: with apologies to Marc
You better apologize. People might not notice the slight difference in name! 
Marc
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Doh ... oh ... I think it's the subliminal association I have of you with the archetypal Clint Eastwood movie where he rides into some town from the outland to clean out some nest of misery and evil ... to plaintive music. Yep: as in "High Plains Drifter:"
"They didn't know his face - They didn't know his name. But they'd never forget the day he drifted into town."
cheers, Billious
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Meteors![^]
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Nah! That's just the Earth going to Warp Speed.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yah, I must've used the generic APOD link instead of the permalink.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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A Complete List of All the Stuff You Can Anonymously Ship Your Enemies | Observer[^]
Poop anyone?
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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This is gold. +5
/ravi
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I'm surprised them missed out Live Bees[^]
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- The site says that all orders in April/May must be collected.
- Might be a bit of a problem with international deliveries.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I'm sure you can find a similar service locally!
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The prank candle is nice.. Like Amazon selling seeds of made-up plant varieties (after the seeds grow, return interval has passed)
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Back in the early 90s, I had a bunch of people mail a potatoe to my boss. She got over 60 at last count, spread over a period of about a month.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I've got a friend who loves pranks (at other peoples expense), and I contemplated sending him a bag of dicks or an envelope of mayo, but then I discovered that I couldn't be bothered spending that much money on that twat!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The trouble is that they're, by definition, unoriginal.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And I mean that most sincerely.
Got a text this morning about possible fraudulent purchases, called the bank, and there was some $2000 of purchases made this morning on my CC (which I have in hand, wasn't lost.)
Of the list of items, my favorite was "gout cream from UK"
Marc
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That's what you're telling the missus, is it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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One night I sat down to pay the bills. Noticed my CC limit was -200. Somehow, someone got a hold of the # and went on a shopping spree: air line tickets, their gas bill, paid of an installment loan. I figure it would not be hard to track them down....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: , their gas bill,
Pardon me for asking, but isn't that like a really stupid thing for a crook to do if they don't want to get caught (at least in the USA).
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lol, you would think right? Then again, the banks went on the biggest robbery spree a few years back when they go bailed out, so stupid has no limits.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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