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You're a cruel man...
Accurate, but cruel! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It looks like there was a manufacturing fault when the DC power jack was installed.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: It looks like there was a manufacturing fault when the DC power jack was installed.
That's what my step-son told me when the pin broke out of the power jack of his 3 month old laptop...this was right after I saw him dragging it across the floor with the cord. That was the last laptop we ever bought him! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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The jack was intact, but pushed in some.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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So I asked out a cashier at the local store. Really very cute girl.
I've been planning it for weeks, even trying to ask her out a few times, but failed due to completely freaking out and only being able to say the mandatory "Hi. Receipt please. Thanks. Bye." (at least that came out pretty normal).
But this week I really did it and it wasn't so bad 
Too bad she already had a boyfriend... Ah well 
At least I overcame my shyness and went for it 
Pretty proud of myself
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Nice one! 
Pity about the boyfriend, but who knows? Keep chatting to her and if they split up one day...
It's never easy, is it - except when drunk, when it's generally unsuccessful!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's never easy, is it - except when drunk, when it's generally unsuccessful!
That's true for most people, but I know someone who was specialized on that. I would not have believed it if I had not seen it a few times.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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In the past - when I drank - I was indeed successful several times (probably due to the sheer volume of attempts).
However in nearly all the cases, the following morning I wished I hadn't been... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yup[^].
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You have to kiss a lot of frogs, before... 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I don't know about kissing them, but I've woken up next to a few...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Licking toads is much more harmful.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm going to stop there before this goes to the Soapbox...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's better.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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good on you
it was once (a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away), explained to me that you had to get the 'hits' up to improve the hit:miss ratio, no hits == no misses ...
I'm not going to say what it stands at, lets say my twin brother got the gift with women, and I, er ..... 
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on the times Ive been mistaken for him and I could have gotten away with it (we are identical), Ive declined to proceed and exited stage left - being a scumbag just isnt in my nature
start off as friends, be a nice guy, you'll get there in the end
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Garth J Lancaster wrote: start off as friends, be a nice guy, you'll get there in the end to see them getting with lots of guys, but never you
Sounds about right now 
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Hi, that's great you made the attempt !
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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So you're officially a PUA now. That's awesome!
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I had to google PUA
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I once read about PUA in the past years. It's funny, but sometimes it works
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Well done!
The worst it can happen is what happened so, from now on you have no excuses... this is like all the other things in life... more practice gives better results...
Drinking is not a safe option... you know what is said: "that girl is n beers ugly" so it is better to be sober when trying it... the worst part of it is that if you make a BIG mistake then you won't have excuses...
That said, ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) and all of us feel so proud of you now...
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Joan Murt wrote: The worst it can happen is what happened so, from now on you have no excuses...
The song 'give me three steps' just popped into my head 
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Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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