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Two practical jokes I've played on colleagues with those.
- remove the ball; place it in the drawer. The use was getting frustrated because it wouldn't work and almost called for a replacement before looking. This is also shortly after we moved from VT terminals to desktops, so not as used to the 'feel' of a mouse yet.
- find an identical mouse; loosely tie the cords together leaving one plugged into the desktop unit; drop the mouse plugged in behind the desk; put the unplugged mouse on the desk with the cord hanging over the back of the desk. Because the desk was so close to the wall, it wasn't obvious there were two items at play.
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 evil! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Calculate the typing/clicking time/battery power you spend on CP.
It's a drug, I tell you! A drug!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If we have to draw a chart to illustrate the ratio between Power-spent-on-CP vs Power-spent-on-other-things, the chart would come up like a Pac-man shape[^].
You'll know it clear. What makes up the Yellow part! 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I have a Logitech set that (supposedly) lasts for 3 years on one set of batteries. It's been about a year and a half since I got them, and they still are on the original set of batteries.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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XKCD OTD[^]
Elephant! I feel old...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They let 4 year olds vote in the USA???? 
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Where's your math skills? The atrocity of September 11 happened in 2001. So, a voter today that would be too young to remember 9/11 (who is going to vote this year) would need to have been about 3 or 4 years old on 11 September 2001, making them 18 or 19 years old on 8 November 2016.
BTW, my son, who was 3 at the time, vividly remembers the attacks.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: on 8 November 2016
It's my birthday!!! 
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Yes I wasn't being serious, it just doesn't seem like that long ago.
I remember it well [but don't] as I was on a plane at the time [flying in Europe] and the pilot told us over the tannoy once we'd landed, so whilst I missed it happening I was very aware by the time I was in the airport.
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Cheers!
Don't worry, Trump would be a greater, history-making disaster if he wins the election. We all get leveled up with the young ones.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I don't have nearly enough experience points to go up another level just yet! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is your mother's mother on speed dial Instagran?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope, she's Undagran!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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That's relatively akin to amusing.
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Do they all live in gran canyon?
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That's gotta be the mother of puns.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I dunno, maybe it's just a gran illusion.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Here, have some of Grans cider[^], it might help you remember.
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That pun gave me an Instagroan... 
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Apologies. But you have to admit, my subject line is better. 
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: my subject line is better
Absolutely
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Ouch!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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