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I was speaking to my friend over phone, I asked him. "What are you doing?"
He said he bought new Xbox Games and just setting it up for the kids.
Then we went on to speak other things.
After a while, the phone gets passed to the kid. I asked the kid,"Hey what's up , what are you doing?"
He says, "My bad bought a new game, and he's playing it the last 30 mins, He's finished stages but not letting us play our turns. we're just waiting!".
In the name of 'demonstration', the bastard is finishing levels!
When he said "Ok,Say hello to my son" , I didn't grasp intention behind. Hell! He just wanted to get rid of me and the kid for a while and focus on the freaking GAME! 
He's just of this kind[^] 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Well...DOOM can do that to you! 
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Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Vunic wrote: My bad bought a new game,
Bad dad!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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There was a divine intervention in that typo. To make things clear. lol
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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The rain, the sun, the snow: To withstand, or wear away? (7)
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Weather ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Is the correct answer!
Care to spell it out for the less fortunate?
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The rain, the sun, the snow = weather
to withstand is to weather ( as in weather the storm )
wear away = erode ( as in 'he looked weathered' think John Hurt )
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Spot on! You are up Monday.
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Unfortunately, you were beaten by probably seconds...
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Well, 'twasnt a winner anyway...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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'Twas close enough to show you knew the answer!
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Quote: open cluster Trumpler 14
No politics in The Lounge!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The pinned thread, despite its title, doesn't actually let you post any rules.
That needs to be fixed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You must be terribly booooorrrrred 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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First rule of posting rules for the Lounge is you don't post rules for the Lounge.
Ok, I am outta here.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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The Rules
1. The FEMALE always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5. The FEMALE is never wrong.
6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the MALE must apologize IMMEDIATELY for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
9. The MALE must NEVER change his mind without the expressed written consent of the FEMALE.
10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.
14. The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules; can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
16. If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.
17. The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.
18. The MALE must be ready at all times.
Alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
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Replace female with Trump, and male with everyone else
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Going by the venting I get the feeling you're under the thumb and feeling picked on. Did you get permission to post that
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Not really.
I first found it years ago in Fremantle, WA.
The funny thing is that both men and women agree that it is true 
Alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
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I would agree with this if you change FEMALE to BOSS and MALE to PEON.
"...JavaScript could teach Dyson how to suck." -- Nagy Vilmos
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Seconded!
Voting?
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