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Dang! Having the "how it works" bit finally destroys the illusion.
I really wanted a pair of them when I wa a kid!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quote: and I hardly drink
Then you have only yourself to blame, not so? 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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They're designed so you can easily replace the broken part when they break. What you forget is the part is called complete new Galaxy tab....
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I'm looking forward to the um, how to, Video myself but think there will be alot of bleeps if it posted in prime time.
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I keep seeing the title of this thread, and thinking "Which country's national anthem is that?"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The USofA if Trump gets in[^]?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I once tried to replace the screen on my wives folder Samsung galaxy something something. Figured it was cheaper to buy the screen and replace it myself instead of sending it to a shop or getting her a new one.
The replacement screen worked but there was a small problem. I had managed to break a small cord which were for the antenna so there was no connection...
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"News Network" is a dead giveaway that something is wrong.
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The news is true.[^] The interpretation and speculation on it is quite another matter.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Looks like they started out trying to be witty, but got lost along the way.
Badly lost.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dear Algebra,
Please stop asking us to find your x.
She's never coming back and don't ask y.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Cute. This is mild compared to some of your more tastier jokes. Just saying... 
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Dear You
I think we should wait and c, k?
Yours sin(cerely)
Algebra
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Bad idea because k f*** c, Algebra never forgets 
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I rarely if ever got a sin when she was about to go on a tan!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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If you reach the end of an algebra equation and have 1=2, you don't need algebra to tell you why 1 does not equal 2, that is a self evident fact and beyond the scope of algebra. you know the mistake was in your work somewhere.
The same applies if you twist science to say God is not real.
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harold aptroot wrote: God ∉ ℝ
Well, that would actually be true for anything that isn't in ℕ ⊆ ℤ ⊆ ℚ ⊆ ℝ. 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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'The Algebra has the devil put aside for me!' (I did not make this up...my ibil actually thinks these are the words!)
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Nonsense! We all know the real words are:
"Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard"
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Hey, this is the CP Lounge -- if you want to take the p, you'll have to get in the q.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Now that the p is unknown and not sure which q to get in I think I'll go before leaving home.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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