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Dear Algebra,
Please stop asking us to find your x.
She's never coming back and don't ask y.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Cute. This is mild compared to some of your more tastier jokes. Just saying... 
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Dear You
I think we should wait and c, k?
Yours sin(cerely)
Algebra
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Bad idea because k f*** c, Algebra never forgets 
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I rarely if ever got a sin when she was about to go on a tan!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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If you reach the end of an algebra equation and have 1=2, you don't need algebra to tell you why 1 does not equal 2, that is a self evident fact and beyond the scope of algebra. you know the mistake was in your work somewhere.
The same applies if you twist science to say God is not real.
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harold aptroot wrote: God ∉ ℝ
Well, that would actually be true for anything that isn't in ℕ ⊆ ℤ ⊆ ℚ ⊆ ℝ. 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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'The Algebra has the devil put aside for me!' (I did not make this up...my ibil actually thinks these are the words!) 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Nonsense! We all know the real words are:
"Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard"
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Hey, this is the CP Lounge -- if you want to take the p, you'll have to get in the q.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Now that the p is unknown and not sure which q to get in I think I'll go before leaving home.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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i do that regularly.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nice one, birthday boy...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Not only are mobile (cell-) phones getting bigger and bigger again, but I now have to press a button on my watch to see the time.
Anyone know where I can get a pair of flares and an affro wig? I wouldn't want to stand out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And don't forget the properly garish wardrobe.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Gotta love those bell bottom pants and plateau shoes. NOT!
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I'm looking forward to the return of corduroy's. They were so comfortable!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Is this a question of everybody tried and couldn't work it out or nobody tried at all? If it's the former I'll give you a hint.
For newcomers, you are invited to Name That Tune from the lyrics transformed into a code snippet.
If Persons.Count = 1 Then
Northampton.BackColor = Color.Black
Leominster.BackColor = Color.Black
Bedford.BackColor = Color.Black
End If
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
modified 21-May-16 17:51pm.
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Well it ain't "Please Come To Boston" or "I Love That Dirty Water".
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It isn't, but Boston is a good place to be thinking about!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Yes. And I see that even the Bee Gees have a song about my home state, which seems a bit absurd. However, this must be about the big power outage in the northeast (in the 50s? Ah, I see, 1965, about a month before I was born). I'm unfamiliar with it though.
I see that Tom Paxton wrote such a song, but I'm not finding lyrics or anything.
modified 21-May-16 14:06pm.
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Bee Gees, huh? Would that be ...
And the lights all went out in Massachusetts
The day I left her standing on her own
... perhaps? Cos it's the right answer, obviously.
The Tom Paxton song is about the New York blackout (unless Central Park has moved?)
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Never heard of the Bee Gees' song until I went looking this morning, and your clue doesn't seem to relate to it.
9082365 wrote: about the New York blackout
It was one blackout across the northeast.
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