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Yes. They're also eggzaggerated.
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Eggxactly, my first thought!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Yolk, yolk, that's funny!
/ravi
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Have you ever tried torturing an egg? It's no yolk! (It's also illegal so we're careful to make payments through a shell company!)
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OriginalGriff wrote: eggcruciating
My eggs called me just that, before I poached them.
Life is too shor
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We've been ova this and ova this, time and time again. Your fertilized sense of humour(*) eggceeds our capacity.
(*) Cultural sensitivity, just for you  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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I had to write some scripts (=macro) for a google sheet handling the results of a google form, e.g. I made my first steps into javascript.
I feel dirty now. What language is this ? It leaves you with the sad impression of "ok, it works, but, geeeez..."
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Welcome to the slum. It will soon feel like home! 
"It's hard to beat someone who never quits".
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Have a look at TypeScript[^]. It's typed javascript that compiles to regular javascript.
I know, a monkey with a dress and lipstick is still a monkey, but you have to look at it from a distance.
And it's actually the brainchild of Anders Hejlsberg, so I believe the monkey even has a wig.
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Will the monkey buy me dinner? 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: It's typed javascript
As opposed to the hand-written crap that other people do? 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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ECMA6 spec seems like a step in a right direction, though. Why, that monkey might now even get a hat and sunglasses!
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It was designed for people who find VB too difficult to get right. 
Unfortunately, it escaped from the asylum and into the real world...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Welcome to the club. The 'ok, it works' feeling will quickly pass once you get to know it closer and then you will feel really dirty.
I have no idea what kind of masochist would want to do more than some trivial scripting on a website with it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's how I (and many others?) feel about VBA.
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Javascript is awesome! ...until you find out that a browser update breaks it. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I agree, but now I'm happy with NodeJS, (almost) never to write browser JS again. However the most awesome features are the one known as "bad practice". It seems with a great power comes "what the **** is happening here?" thoughts.
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If you really want to get your feet wet with JS, then brace yourself, it's more functional than most OOP people are used to.
Jeremy Falcon
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Rage wrote: first steps into javascript
Its really easy to use. Everything is var and all is good till you divide two variables and then baaaamm...
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The Google cross platform system: http://flutter.io/faq/[^]
I'm not, not just yet - because I'd need to learn DART and there is no dev kit for Windows yet - but I can see that as a major advantage over Xamarin. If nothing else, there isn't the payments every year they want which has put me off investing in them so far.
But...it looks interesting.
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Courtesy - here some translation of this post:
DART[^]
Xamarin[^]
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It looks interesting. 
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Flutter and Dart, eh? The result of their combination is somewhat rhyming to Dart itself. 
Everything, "cross-platform" is either based on JavaScript and HTML, or costs a fortune cookie! It's all a lie, a very big lie.
P.S, if you want Xamarin for free, imitate being a Student[^]. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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That would not sit well with me, it's on a par with "copying software isn't stealing it" in my moral code.
I don't expect others to live by my personal code, but I do expect me to! 
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Actually, Xamarin, even as me for a student, is not a good platform to write applications for.
Qt is a much better one, but they have an opposite code, they would want money if you make some. Otherwise, they're free!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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