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Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Sounds like a reasonable choice, if you're a mechanic, have a Dodge and some spare time. There are some truly bizarre creations on the road 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Quote: Dodge stretch limo pulling into the mall food court parking lot.
...and you are amazed at the make of the limo? WTE would anyone renting a limo of any kind be at the mall food court parking lot in the first place??? Picking up some of that fine mall cuisine perhaps? 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I didn't comment on that because no passengers got out. I assumed it was just the driver stopping for lunch between jobs.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: HTE would use a Dodge car as the base for any sort of high end luxury vehicle
I agree. If you're going to ruin a vehicle anyway, use a Ford...
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Looking through yesterday's FTP server log and found a few hundred failed logins (over the course of about 3 hours last night) where the usernames were product names from our website as well as first/last names of contacts, also from the website.  (if they'd only tried Administrator/admin, they could have gained access to their very own read-only folder with one lonely text document about how unethical hacking is) So, sorry Chinanet, you've just been given the 554!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
modified 16-Sep-15 12:33pm.
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Good for you!
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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For an instance there I thought this was a post about Trump becoming President...
The Trumpez[^]
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Ha: see you laughing when the Trumpster names Kanye West as veep.
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Incredible Programmer with Real Talent Wanted ASAP (los angeles)
compensation: Doe
We are looking for an incredibly talented and gifted programmer to join us in developing a world changing platform that would be adopted by everyone in the world. We need a programmer who has been developing websites and platforms since they were a teenager! C, C++, PHP, Python, Javascript, and Go would be the languages you have mastered!
The pay for this position is incredibly high, between $350k to $450K annually. You will only be required to be in the office to work when needed. Otherwise you are allowed to work remotely, so long as you get your tasks completed on time. Must have real talent, as we are creating a life changing platform that will change the medical industry. The team would be small, as there would only be 3 other programmers working with you. We have set aside 5 million to pay programmers, so this position is incredibly high paying. Please apply ONLY if you are truly skilled at programming: topfreelancegigs.work
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Me Sir!
Me Sir!
Me! Me! Me!
I was coding in C, C++, PHP, Python, Javascript, Go, Logo, Lego, and JustGo before you were born! Before I was born even!
Gizza job: I kin do dat!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sounds like too much work to me. You have to be there when needed. Terribly intrusive.
I mean, sure, I have to be here every day, but it's rare that I'm needed. Being needed is far more hype than its worth.
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Oh crap! That sound like they're trying to replace me...
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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Me! Me! Meeee!
I have been coding since precambrian period together with Kevin, Bob and Stuart.
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To paraphrase: "I know VB...."
Wait, I am in LA!!! Wire me in, dude!
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: I know VB...
You're in!!
Please build the life-transforming all-encompassing new platform which 8.2 billion people of the earth will begin using tomorrow.
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Here you go...
10 PRINT "Hello World!"
20 GOTO 10
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Where do I upload your $2.5 million USD. Tomorrow we give you a raise
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My bank account is located at the Western Union branch on the corner of Happiness and Health. Just send it to VB_Coder. I'll collect the cash and send you the rest of the code.
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newton.saber wrote: Please build the life-transforming all-encompassing new platform which 8.2 billion people of the earth will begin using tomorrow.
Using only 4 programmers! 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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JimmyRopes wrote: Using only 4 programmers!
We really shouldn't need more than 1 programmer should we? I mean what would all those people do?
Now, Marketers...we're going to need 100s of them.
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That's what the other three programmers are for. Three programmers are roughly equivalent to 99 marketers by my calculations.
Sure there's a little bit of slack, but I'm confident if we pull together we can make up the difference!
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There's one born every minute. How many applicants have they had already?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: How many applicants have they had already?
Well...
I don't want to toot my own horn, but at least one. 
I'm quarkified too, betuz I are an awesome keyboardist.
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