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Damn right!
:reaches for my cholesterol medication:
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Not until I know who came first, the chicken or the egg.
I can't trust chickens that are so secretive about their order of appearance.
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Depressingly, it's the egg.
We know that Dinosaurs laid eggs - you can buy them on ebay[^] - and chickens (as we know them, they evolved from jungle fowl after domestication) have only been around for between 12,000 and 6,000 years.
So the egg came first. And then rolled over and had a cigarette, probably.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or is that what the chicken wants us to believe? 
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Actually, the questions easily answer based upon whether your a religious zealot and scientific dogmatist (or is it religious dogmatist and scientific zealot?).
Religious: Chicken came first as it was created.
Scientific: Egg came first. It wasn't laid by a chicken but by something very much like one.
Not a big deal question . . . so long as you take sides.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I think today have not any special things. I still don't make something with C++ yet. I am learning C++. I hope tomorrow will change.
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If I were you, I'd be chicken to post that reply.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Every day has special things. The trick is to spot them, to recognise them, and to appreciate them for what they are.
This gets easier as you get older, as the first special thing you tend to notice then is "I'm not dead yet!" 
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Quickly followed by failure to follow through and still dry.
veni bibi saltavi
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Those are also good signs! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've been trying to teach some chickens to swim. Swim in very hot water. Hot water with onions, carrots, beans and pasta.
Okay, I made chicken soup. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Simple to do once you realize that "There is no road"
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Actually, in a better chicken world, the chickens, by natural selection (we are running over the slow ones, right?), will be able to stop the car (as will armadillos). 
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stoneyowl2 wrote: as will armadillos
Well, the armadillos are already bullet-proof.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well, if they aren't by now, they will be. Most of the south west US seems to be selecting toward either faster armadillos, or better armor. I dread the day when fast armored armadillos crash through walls like rolling cannonballs. 
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stoneyowl2 wrote: Well, if they aren't by now, they will be.
They already are[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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OriginalGriff wrote: Do you believe in a better world, where chickens can cross the road without having thier motives questioned?
Why would that make that world "better"?
[Edit] Oh, I see - if we no longer got these stupid jokes, indeed that would be a better world...ok, count me in.
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Howdy
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Howdy Pilgrim at Tinker Creek Indian Motorcyclomatic complexity J. Swan song sung blue morning blue daytime tv formason Dixon linotype safe programming language instruction the devil's in the detail of two city and the sun shines on the bay of bisKate Jackson Islands in the Stream of consciousness monster M.A.S.H. starring Alan Alter Boy Howdy
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Well, OK, I have to ask: WTE is this all about ? I see this post now and then, and still haven't figured out what it is.
Maybe that's part of the trip. Well, let's report it a abusive spam, just to be sure. 
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One word or phrase leads to the next; you could circle the standalone words/phrases, and they would intersect with the next ones.
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Mmhh... maybe with an exemple ? 
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Okay, here's today's:
Howdy Pilgrim at Tinker Creek Indian Motorcyclomatic complexity J. Swan song song blue morning blue daytime tv formason Dixon linotype safe programming language instruction the devil's in the detail of two city and the sun shines on the bay of bisKate Jackson Islands in the Stream of consciousness monster M.A.S.H. starring Alan Alter Boy Howdy
...which is, when broken down:
Howdy Pilgrim (John Wayne quote)
Pilgrim at Tinker Creek (famous book)
Creek Indian (Native American tribe)
Indian Motorcycle (etc. - you get the picture...)
Cyclomatic complexity
T. J. Swan
Swan song
Song song blue
Blue morning blue day
Daytime T.V.
V formation
Mason Dixon Line
Linotype
Type safe programming
Programming language
Language instruction
Shun the devil
The devil's in the details
Tale of two cities
City, and the sun shines on the bay
The Bay of Biscay
Kate Jackson
Jackson Island
Islands in the Stream
Stream of consciousness
[Loch] Ness monster
Monster Mash
M.A.S.H. starring Alan Alda
Alter Boy
Boy Howdy
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He posts this nonsense every day, and every day people go 'WTF'?? Yet he keeps doing it.
STOP RESPONDING AND HE'LL STOP POSTING!!
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I post nonsense every day as well! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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