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I recommend you regard the "swag bucks influencer program" as being yet another multi-level-marketing internet-scam roughly equivalent of the Ebola outbreak.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Bob was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.
"What's the matter?" Bob asked.
"I've been transferred to Detroit, there are crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation".
Jack replied "I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enrol your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world".
The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's okay, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck".
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So... the guy's name is Bob or Jack?
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Billy-Bob Jack!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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People steal that trademark infringing ditch water? I wouldn't use it to wash my worst enemy's flea ridden dog! 
veni bibi saltavi
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That's part of the joke, you could probably localize it by changing to Liverpool Luton and Fosters.
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ah yes Liverpool, a place where they will steal the wheels off your car (even if you are driving through at 60mph)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Duh, they go for the gas.
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Certainly tastes better!
veni bibi saltavi
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After a year and a half of not having to work in PHP/MySQL, I am now being forced to revisit an old POC (proof of concept or piece of crap, take your pick) project that a customer has now decided they want to use, naturally with quite a few changes!..and they need it operating in less than two months! Previous PHP editing was done with Active State Komodo, which works OK, but has some quirks, and lacks a debugger. (at least for the free version) I thought this time I would try the PHP Tools for VS and after finally getting debugging working seem to be off to a good start. Now I just need to remember all the weirdness that goes along with PHP. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Why not try WebMatrix for PHP? 
Microsoft had started supporting PHP in WebMatrix 3 (not in Visual Studio). So, I believe you will get a lot of good tools for IDE under WebMatrix and they also support MySQL.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Thanks for the suggestion! I'll check it out. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I don't believe you can debug in WebMatrix. That was the drawback for me so I went with the WAMP stack and am using NetBeans IDE so I could debug.
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There's a plug-in for PHP that's something like $90 that I bought which made working with PHP significantly less painful. Debugger support, etc.
PHP Tools For Visual Studio Extension[^]
Marc
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Thanks Marc! That's the one I installed without realizing it was a trial version.  That's OK though, if it improves my chances of getting this project done on time, it will be worth the $90. So far it seems to work great!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I use VS.PHP[^] ...does everything from the comforts of my Visual Studio. I've done things like import Joomla and WordPress into it and debugged them.
It will work with its own internal webserver the way Visual Studio does or you can set up PHP on IIS and use that. Has all the usual syntax highlighting, Intellisense, etc.
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I'll try this one when the trial for the other runs out, then choose which one I like. Pricewise, this one has a slight edge...and free upgrades for life! I've just noticed that the updates for each version of VS are free, not so for the upgrades to newer versions of VS. Thanks!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Good luck with it!
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The PHP support in Netbeans is pretty good. In fact I switched from PHPSTORM 8 (which I thought was pretty impressive, and which I paid for) to Netbeans, because the debugging support for my project (HTML5/CSS/JS & PHP/MySQL) turned out to be better and easier to configure and use.
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Yes, when I was in the PHP world, Netbeans was the IDE of choice for PHP.
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Try VS.PHP, I am currently experimenting with it and helps in PHP development with ease of Visual Studio functionality.
Along with Xdebug, i'm able to debug php code in similar manners to that of asp.net
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2700 lines of code with a note can you fix this. Sure, let’s see, ctrl a, delete. Now do the job from scratch. 8 hours of work and 700 lines of code later, it was fixed. Do the job from scratch it’s quicker.
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[edit] No, that wasn't the job I turned down, hahaha [/edit]
So says Hillary (not worth a clickey).
Isn't that what hair color is for? I mean, they always doctor the Prez's hair depending on the state of the economy, the deployment of troops, the next Middle East crisis, whatever.
Marc
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For a moment I thought that was a quote from Obama 
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