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Known by, well, the known knowers.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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A week ago my uncle called and left me a voice mail. I've been thinking about him, then he called me again last night close to mid-night which was unusual. The phone conversation went something like:
ME: [seeing his name on the caller ID] Hello [name], How are you?
HIM: Hello, I know you called me today, I am returning your call
I'm puzzled as I did not call him.
ME: I was thinking about you. Thank you for your call last week, but I did not call you today.
HIM: As soon as I stepped into the house my son told that you called earlier to let me know your brother arrived safely.
I am more puzzled because I didn't call and my brother didn't travel.
Then suddenly, his son burst out laughing "Happy April's fools day Dad!"
Nice way to reconnect family. 
modified 4-Apr-15 7:43am.
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...and (you get the idea)
It is a period...[^]
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Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Brilliant!
According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.
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Shame it's the down escalator 
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Why is it called "Alcoholics Anonymous" when the first thing you do is stand up and say "Hi, my name's Joe and I'm an alcoholic"?
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I have a friend who's in NA. He has a horrible habbit of telling me, when he talks about someone, that that's how he knows them. I've told him more than once he doesn't have to tell me where he knows people from.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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I assume that's Narcotics Anonymous, rather than he's embedded in Sodium?
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Or Not Available or Not Applicable. 
/ravi
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Could be Narcoleptic Anonymous? and would they be truly anonymous or not?, let's wake them and see.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Given the amount of water in human body, he should be kept in petroleum if he were to be embedded in sodium
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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Yup, Narcotics Anonymous.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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That is what the anonymous part is supposed to be for. You are quite welcome to use any name you wish, so Griff's Joe need not really be called Joe, and he is supposed to have some confidence that others in the group don't run around outside of meetings telling everyone they know Joe from the AA/NA.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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That's an abysmal pseudonym. Quite fishy if you ask me.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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OriginalGriff wrote: Hi, my name's Joe and I'm an alcoholic
But your name isn't "Joe".
And if you've lied about that, I'm not 100% sure that you're an alcoholic, either. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Imagine the problem for mythomaniacs anonyms 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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I had a friend who was both mythomaniac and alcoholic. Just imagine.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Probably not. Between them I think Nagy and DD have drank everything on the island. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Because it's based on the same principles as Internet privacy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The alcohol stays anonymous. You don't say "Hi, my name's Joe and I'm addicted to Scotch Malt Whisky".
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Is the equivalent support group for people who just cannot stop talking called:
On and On Anon
A positive attitude may not solve every problem, but it will annoy enough people to be worth the effort.
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"Hello, my name is Joe, and that reminds me of when I was two, and my family................................"
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