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Most of them are wiki cop-outs
But in my defence (and due to poor Google foo) most of the return results from Google sounds SO exciting, it made Piers Morgan look less like ______ (insert word here)!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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"A tabloid editor"?
I can't think of anything worse to say about someone.
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Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I thought for a second we were back with Geordie picnics
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
modified 16-Feb-15 10:39am.
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For reasons I can no longer fathom, I watched the entire show. It wasn't quite as bad as I thought it would be.
Paul McCartney has to stop singing. Immediately. He shredded "Maybe I'm amazed', IMO, the best song he ever wrote. Wings/Paul McCartney - Maybe I'm Amazed (HQ) [^]
Miley Cyrus has a good voice. A really great voice. Couldn't find a decent link to her singing - feel free to find one and add the link.
At 2.5 hours was way too long and overly self indulgent but that's SNL.
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http://www.snl.com/[^]
I don't seem to find a reference to McCartney
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Karel Čapek wrote: Miley Cyrus has a good voice.
Yeah, nice lungs on that one.
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What's SNL for us non-Americans.
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damned if I can come up with an alternative
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Karel Čapek wrote: He shredded "Maybe I'm amazed'
Sadly, I have to agree, it was pretty bad. While I didn't watch the whole thing, I did see a couple of funny skits, Celebrity Jeopardy in particular gets me every time.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I only made it through the first hour and a half and found it to be very entertaining. I have it DVR'd and will watch the remainder tonight.
I remember when I was around 12, we were finally allowed to stay up past 10 on weekends and getting to watch SNL was a big deal!
As for Paul, I agree it was not his finest performance vocally, but in all fairness, that is a tough one for anyone to sing. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Billy Joel [^]
Still not as good as the original (link in first post).
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Thanks, I enjoyed that! ...and agree, not as good as the original. As a 'sidenote' even Billy brought it down a step.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Picnics are to be banned at Newcastle Racecourse for health and safety reasons.
All well and good, reading the article there is some sense and a bit of stupidity.
Then.
I get to this:
Quote: The decision has been criticised by one regular visitor to Ladies' Day who said that racegoers dressed up in their finery might not want to eat the kind of food offered by concessions.
Newcastle? Fineries? We spent New Year there a year ago and one 'lady' had the physique of a bricky and an even fouler mouth. Mrs Wife was convinced 'she' was a blerk in drag.
veni bibi saltavi
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Knowing what the average Geordie eats on a day out I guess the health and safety grounds were medical
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: 'she' was a blerk in drag.
Have never heard this said before.
What is a "bleck"? 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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No idea what a bleck is (unless its south African and racist), a blerk is Geordie for a Male of the species (and being a Geordie exactly that species that is, is up for debate)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Everyone outside Geordieland - but not too far outside - would call them "blokes".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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A blerk is a gadgee. D'ye knaa nowt?
Opposite of a wife, unless it's a gadgeewife.
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Dun yeh spee-uk Geordie?
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