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Were you trying to navigate to a page with information about Windows 9? 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Ab-so-lutely brilliant!  
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yes, and it lets you reply to it too.
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Really, I have to give that a go 
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Perfect!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Seems that Marvin got a new job.
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My ex finally got a job?
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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So, Marvin the Paranoid Android lives (again!)... 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: and just wait.
Or "View Source" and scroll down 
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Very nice!
/ravi
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Great humor!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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"Double crosses one against first school uniform all the time."(6-4,5)
Best of luck
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Twenty four seven - apart from double crosses ( 2 x 10 ) and uniform (even) I don't know why 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Not Quite.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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See update
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Right answer, you just need to work on the solution.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Got it now one against iv ( one versus ) good one Dave
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask...Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time." the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119.".
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That would work, except that 119 mph is hardly that fast.
I am sure you have bombed down an autobahn in excess of that.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: I am sure you have bombed down an autobahn in excess of that.
Maybe, once or twice.
Normally I'll hit Cruise Control for 90-95, depending on the traffic, and just let it go. You can't race for 12 hours.
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Dalek Dave wrote: That would work, except that 119 mph is hardly that fast.
My mum complains a long time below that speed, and she is nowhere near being a little old lady. Yet.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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If route 119 is a single carriageway road and you're being driven by a dopey old lady, I think that would be quite scary enough!
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0.5 * m * v * v.
It's quite fast.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Dalek Dave wrote: except that 119 mph is hardly that fast.
It is in the US where the highest legal speed limits are something like 75 or 80 mph and those are few and far between (mostly in very remote areas).
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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