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As long as you are not a bool sheet.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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NEVER, what kind of monster would do that? It's like touching someone's glasses - don't do that.
I used to understand though, with a CRT the "picture" is much further away than the glass, so if you try to stop at some distance from it you can still end up poking it. And CRTs were sturdy and easy to wipe off anyway. But now with flat screens? If you touch it, f*** you. You can clearly see where it is, wiping the non-glossy ones is a pain, and poking them hard enough can cause damage.
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And I have been known to make people clean it. Keep your grubby mitts off my monitor.
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How else do you get the semen off?
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YATCITA! You did it! 
Yet Another Thread Careening Into The Abyss
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I'm known to become a bear when someone starts pointing its finger at my screen.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't.
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I have NO trouble telling people I'll cut off their finger if I see them do that again.
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Vunic wrote: I get totally annoyed.
My peeve is when people refuse to actually say something about XYZ they're trying to convey, but rather most hover over you to tell you where to click, while you act as the brainless extension of their mind, simply because they can't communicate and they lock up and don't know what to say unless they make you point and click for them.
Communication is a lost art in the information age.
Jeremy Falcon
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This!
It's like they're leading you on a magical mystery tour.
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To click, or not to click? That is the question.
Jeremy Falcon
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Wow you are there again! 
May be the traces of your spirit preserved in the form of Signature with me, might have helped you resurrect self ? 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Vunic wrote: Wow you are there again!
Wait, you the same Vunic from like Trugger and CP back in the day?
Vunic wrote: Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
I said that?  That's awesome!
Jeremy Falcon
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Yep I am!
And that Sig's been there for so many years now.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Well long time no see! What you been up to? As it turns out, you're stuck with me for a few months while I dust off the cobwebs and play developer again to make an HTML5 project that's gonna help send my arse to Los Angeles.
Jeremy Falcon
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That feels awesome. More awesomer because now you wouldn't get more time to hangout with all those beautiful chicks that you had on your list, that I always envied you about.
I've been doing the same Microsoft corporate applications. Super cool to know you are doing HTML5!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Vunic wrote: More awesomer because now you wouldn't get more time to hangout with all those beautiful chicks that you had on your list, that I always envied you about.
And I keep on telling you, you're an attractive guy. Get out there and go after a few chicks yourself. It's not magic... sorta. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Whats your current email ? The oatmeal one?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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That one is dead and gone. I'll post my spam one on here and then in an email I'll give you my real one.
ironbird (good spot for an at sign) gmail (hey look a dot) com
Jeremy Falcon
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Ya gotta yell at them. Stop, turn around and ask what they're trying to get you to do.
We had this one guy who would just "click here. Here here no just click here. here. Now go there..click on that, right here...here. no here" He sounded like he'd drank 2 gallons of red bull.
Finally had to bark at him to get him to stop. Nicely. But it was what it was.
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mikepwilson wrote: Finally had to bark at him to get him to stop. Nicely. But it was what it was.
It seems you've met most of the people I have ever worked with in the industry. Small world.
Jeremy Falcon
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He was a great guy. He just communicated so very poorly that he'd resort to this nonsense.
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Since I process photos on my monitor I don't, nor do I let anyone else touch my screen.
Barney Rubble was the last one to touch it.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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I've often wanted to create a hybrid LCD/Van de Graaff generator to help make the fingers off point for me.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I find connecting the earth lead to the mains will suffice.
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Only if you want to smoke your monitor instead of just LARTing the luser.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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