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Indeed and point 8 is true too unless it is being compliant with regimes with horrific human rights abuse...
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Veni, vidi, vici.
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Everyone knows of the Three Wise Monkeys, Speak No Evil, See No Evil, Hear No Evil.
But in fact they are only 3 of the 4 wise monkeys.
The fourth wise monkey is Do No Evil.
Whereas the first three sit with their hands over their Mouth, Eyes and Ears respectively, the fourth, Do No Evil, holds his hands over his c*ck!
Picture Here[^]
So Google is the Fourth Wise Monkey.
It sits there all day playing with itself.
Mind you, that is apparently what the internet is for.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I am a very excited man today. I have, in my hand, two tickets to see Eddie Vedder at the Sydney Opera House next month. Woo - elephanting - hoo
For those that don't know, Eddie Vedder is the lead singer of the band Pearl Jam and an amazing musician and song writer. His solo shows are very different to what you might expect. It's generally just him and a ukulele or acoustic guitar.
A sample if you're interested[^]
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I'm going to Soundwave next month....
Christian Graus
My new article series is all about SQL !!!
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Lucky you, make sure you see Placebo if you can, maybe not really your thing but they are amazing live.
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I have tons I WANT to see this year, but a great thing about festivals is finding new bands. I'll keep it in mind to try to get to them, thanks.
Christian Graus
My new article series is all about SQL !!!
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If you're in Sydney and have some time to kill, let me know
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I'll have my daughter with me, but if I can, I will. I'll mostly stay in Melb, because that's where my family is.
Christian Graus
My new article series is all about SQL !!!
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I'll be in the signing tent in Brisbane, as per usual.
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I contemplated trying to do Brisbane as well. There's a good chance the only A7X side show will be Brisbane. In previous years, that would have got me there, but nowadays I am impoverished...
Christian Graus
My new article series is all about SQL !!!
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Yeah, it sucks being poor...
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Someone famous said, I've been rich and I've been poor, and rich is better.
Christian Graus
My new article series is all about SQL !!!
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We can always console ourselves with the thought that at least we aren't ugly!!
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Well, I can....
Christian Graus
My new article series is all about SQL !!!
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Dunno why - but reminded me of this song[^]
SFW
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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especially around 1:16
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Ah, Dr Hook... Great stuff!!
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Apropos of the early 80's Dr. hook etc. I had to look up what "quad skating" was.
Aha! moment - you mean "Roller skating"!
Lordy, these modern kids with their slang!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Quads as opposed to inlines... 
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Inlines were a great invention. You could break your ankles without having to freeze your ass off first.
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* Golf balls are like eggs ~ they're white. They're sold by the dozen ... and a week later you have to buy more.
* A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.
* It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.
* When you stop to think about it, did you ever notice that it's a lot easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the yard or go to church?
* Golf is by far the ultimate love /hate relationship. Sometimes it seems as though your cup runneth and moveth over.
* It takes longer to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart, drink beer and eat hot dogs while performing brain surgery.
* A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.
* Water hazards are no walk in the park for fish, turtles, frogs or gators either.
* Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up praying a lot.
* A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you.
* That rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about skipping out on lawn work.
* If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.
* If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.
* You probably wouldn't look good in a Green Jacket anyway! A sweatshirt will do just fine!
* Golf appeals to the child in all of us. .. . This is proven by our frequent inability to count past the number 5.
* It's a simple matter to keep your ball in the fairway if you're not choosy about which fairway.
* If profanity had any influence on the flight of a ball, most everyone would play better.
* The greatest sound in golf is the Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh, of your opponent's club as he hurls it across the fairway.
* A recent survey shows that of all jobs, caddies live the longest. They get plenty of fresh air and exercise, and if there's ever a medical emergency, a doctor is always nearby.
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Real men play Full Contact Golf[^] anyway, but don't drink that beer substitute.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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Going strictly by my own personal prefrence, I think Full Contact Golf should be done mixing Karate and Golf instead of American Football and Golf. American Footballers are pussies. They've got so much protective gear on them that they can't feel a thing anyway... 
No doubt I'm gonna get flamed by some American Football pussy now, so let's meet in Tombstone at dawn and fight it out... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 16-Jan-14 1:40am.
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