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Loads of text messages have been sent with vodka. Most of them "I really still love you, let's get back together" only much worse spelled. And often sent to the wrong person.
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It's like smoke signals but with wasted booze.
I wonder what baud rate they get?
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"The researchers had difficulty in explaining how their concept differs from the old smoke-signals that the native Americans used. Probably because there is no difference, and practical uses seem to be comparable. The conclusion was that more research (and funding) would be required."
Get a elephanting job.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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They have one.
What you have missed is the subtext: They have a job that involves copious testing of booze that is supplied to them for free and expected to disappear during the day...
Now, when I was twenty, that would have been my ideal job! 
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What's age got to do with it? 
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I hardly drink at all these days... 
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That's it...
Last cheque signed, ledgers closed, coat on...
GIN TIME!!!!
For those that do, have a good 'un.
For them as don't have a good time anyway.
See ya'll later.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Have a good one Dave,
I'll be sticking to the Port, with a dash of brandy 
Merry Christmas!!
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Ahhhh...that's a relief.
Now he's gone we can put our feet up on the furniture, relax and get comfortable...thought he'd never leave!
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I think I will take my shoes off too. I might as well get comfortable since I have to work both Monday and Tuesday next week  . I have only been working here for four months, so I have only earned about 40 hours of Paid Time Off.
For those who are unfamiliar with PTO time in the US, this is used for vacation as well as sick days (Wikipedia[^]).
Oh well, I figure the traffic will be light 
[Desperately looking around for a glass half full of Christmas spirit]
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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SoMad wrote: I have to work both Monday and Tuesday next week .
...I take it you're not hourly?
...I'd work a half day on Christmas Eve if anyone on the rest of my team was coming in.
"I need build Skynet. Plz send code"
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Alaric_ wrote: ...I take it you're not hourly?
That term always confuses me. Some people mean "paid by the hour", other people mean "annual salary, working a fixed number of hours per week".
I have an annual salary and work 40 hours per week. If I leave early one day, I can make it up later on, but that is kind of hard to do with the two weeks ahead of us. We are closed down on the 25th, 26th, 27th and on January 1st as well.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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...haven't been back on the forum since I posted that. Sorry it took so long to reply:
I mean "hourly" to mean that I charge my customers for every hour I work. Typically, this means I work 40 hours and get paid 40 hours. But if someone wants to play the "this is an emergency so we need you to work extra" game and I work say 60 hours...I get paid for 60 hours work. If someone thinks they're going to have me come in on a Saturday, they will have to pay me for my entire weekend...48 hours at my rate on top of my normal weekly hours.
"I need build Skynet. Plz send code"
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Widely reported in the UK, the ceiling in the Apollo theatre partially collapsed on the audience during the performance of "The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time".
I dunno about you lot but I must get tickets for it when it reopens again sometime in the new year. If a play is that good that it literally brings the house down, then I want in.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: If a play is that good that it literally brings the house down, then I want in.
The critics had conflicting opinions about the performance. If I were you, I'd wait until the dust settles.
/ravi
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There could be rubble ahead and moonlight...
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Sometimes you just have to face the music.
/ravi
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I'd wait if I were you - the next show will raise the roof!
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I still want to know what the dog did!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Not audibly safe for work - put your headphones on if need be - but if it doesn't lift your mood, I'm not sure what will!
Paul Thorn - It's a Great Day... [^]
Happy Holidays, all!
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When I am suicidal, I contemplate the infinity of pie.
If you seek to aid everyone that suffers in the galaxy, you will only weaken yourself … and weaken them. It is the internal struggles, when fought and won on their own, that yield the strongest rewards… If you care for others, then dispense with pity and sacrifice and recognize the value in letting them fight their own battles." Darth Traya
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Oh crumbs! 
/ravi
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