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185 sushi chefs walk into a bar.
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I don't think so - they don't server their kind there! 
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..and say "Bartender! Show me some raw power, chop, chop!"
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Sorry I cant serve you: You smell a little fishy to me....
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wizardzz wrote: 185 sushi chefs walk into a bar.
The bike gang didn't stand a chance.
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The bartender says, "Where have you been all these months!? We missed you!"
/ravi
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The bartender says: "I can't sherve sou, sou shee ?"
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."
The sushi chefs reply, "Soy what. We'll just find somewhere to go."
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The bartender says, "I can't serve you because this seems to be fishy".
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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The bartender says, "Miso sorry, you can't be served."
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Bartender says, "Sorry, you guys got to roll."
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Note to (failed) punsters: how about wrapping this up?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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We cant serve to chop'o holics
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The bartender say "This is nori sushi bar, dashi out of here!"
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"One suschi chef, who moonlighted as an orthopedic surgeon on the weekends, was accosted by another suschi chef who apparently was having trouble with his fish slicing technique, as he was wildly demonstrating, sawing his invisible knife thus and thus, saying "But it only hurts when I do this ...".
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and the bartender says; wasabi guys?
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To which they reply, in a single voice, "It's a small buzzing insect that makes honey." 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Bartender: o'hyou Seaweed serve you, but your gunkan stay holstered. Don't be koi, my wife, shii-take my car to nori's house, but, none-the-less, welcome to mebaru guys. I'll wakame self over to your table to ask how kani help you.
for reference:
The Ultimate Sushi Glossary[^]
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wizardzz wrote:
185 sushi chefs walk into a bar. |
And the Bartender says: chop.. chop... chop... chop chop Chop CHop CHOP CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!... (and after 3 mins of this continues, all the chefs leave the bar.) 
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The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't have karaoke."
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Sorry, it's not tako night.
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... and the barman says "hey- look! 185 oxymorons"
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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I'm in the middle of some serious refactoring (banking application)... Part of it is JavaScript code and the other part is C#. Whenever I do some changes in C# code I feel like in haven. Maintaining code (especially written by people who no longer work on the project) is soooo much easier within strongly-typed language. I just hope sanity will prevail and one day we will have a chance to write strongly-typed client side code too (directly and without plugins). And yeah, I like jQuery etc. but this recent blind love for JS is just scary...
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You may want a gander at typescript ?
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That's why I wrote "directly and without plugins". TypeScript is nice but like other tools of its kind there's a drawback: you debug other code than you write 
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