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here's why[^]
Wait 'til you get to your eyelashes... 
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Wait until you get to see the natives from Epsilon Eridani. You will not even need a microscope to see them.
Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5
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The natives of Eroticon VI are at least 50% more attractive. 
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And they have hearts of gold.
Literally.
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I find that to be highly improbable.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I don't think I will fall asleep tonight... 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Then you're probably safe to look at page one (the link is deliberately to page 2).
You won't even go to bed...
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That's why I prefer sleeping at work 
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At least now I know why I have sleep stuff in my eyes every morning.
It's poo from those little guys.
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Quote: That itching sensation on the back of your neck is perfectly normal
Yeah, that happened to me when I saw it.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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The teeth on the hydrothermal vent worm are remarkable.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's... You're a monster for letting the world know this, I... I have to wash my face again, I feel dirty...
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Ah yes, the lovely Demodex! I used to scare students with this one! However, on the comforting side I believe not everyone has them, though most do and they become more likely with age. They crawl out onto your face at night in order to mate. I suppose washing one's face immediately on waking might help keep their numbers down!
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I have the full version not just the format recovert version but only tried it on a test case, never a real case.
Seemed to work ok for the test case.
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Hi Bassam,
Can't help but wonder why they are giving it away.
yours, Bill
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“This isn't right; this isn't even wrong." Wolfgang Pauli, commenting on a physics paper submitted for a journal
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Probably for the same reason that people put their products here[^].
To paraphrase a former German celebrity: "Get 'em while they're young!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm working with a friend on a writing project. She needs a few words in Greek for an alternate history, but my knowledge is pretty limited. I've come up with what I think are the words she needs, but I'd like some feedback before handing them off.
έξοδείγμος (m), έξοδείγμα (f), έξοδείγματα (pl) - The main pivot point where the timelines diverged were six heroes (four men, two women) who defeated The Thing, a Cthulhu-level evil being, around 3 BC. I constructed the word out of δειγμα, "example", and έξο-, "beyond," to mean an example beyond the norm. In the English of the day, it is translated as "Paragon."
ἀρετή - The Paragons became the inspiration of a religion. The equivalent of saints in this faith have the title "arete." The word is a noun meaning "virtue" and can be used as an adjective and as a noun meaning someone who exemplifies a virtue. If this is a reasonable use, does the word have different male and female forms, and what would be the plural?
μετά έξοδείγματα - The calendar system starts with the defeat of The Thing. I believe this would mean "after the Paragons" and is noted in English as ME. Προτού έξοδείγματα would mean "before the Paragons" and be noted in English as PE. These are the equivalent of AD and BC in our timeline.
That should be it; I'm confident about the other words. How'd I do?
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Sorry, it's all Greek to me...
I'll get my coat...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Unfortunately, it's all Greek to me, too. 
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Quote: it's all Greek to me, too
Cannot say whether it's Greek or not. I don't even recognize the language! 
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Gregory.Gadow wrote: In the English of the day, it is translated as "Paragon."
And I thought it's called Padawan. Like in the famous story Cthulhu versus Jedi-Knights! 
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Gregory.Gadow wrote: Anyone here speak (or at least read) Greek?
Όχι
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Σας ευχαριστώ, αυτό είναι πολύ χρήσιμη.
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