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This sentence contains exactly threeee erors.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Better don't ask me. Everything I write here is a lie.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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The cake is lie 
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Do you happen to be from Crete?
(I ask because some people say that behind every paradox lies a Cretan.)
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No, but I used to go there every year for quite a while. Not for a vacation, but for work. And when whe were done, the boss had to pay for about 40 men getting drunk and usually granted one or two days off for all.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You've been attending Defense from the Robot Overloads course a CogWarts.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Actually, its true and then false, then true, then false, ....
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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It also contains two PHDs?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I can't believe no one has guessed 42 yet. 42.
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In the |980s, lots of people made "self referencing sentences". One of the classical one was "This sentence contains sofa six words". The sofa had to be in there to make the statement true.
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The one I remember is Scott Kim's This sentence no verb. quoted by Douglas Hofstadter (in GEB, iirc).
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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trønderen wrote: self referencing sentences
.. and came up with things like GNU ...
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I found two errors with my foreign English. The obvious "threeee" and "erors".
Checked each word using the dictionary two hours ago. Two is al I get.
And now, finally, I can see the third error; damn, didn't expect that.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: finally, I can see the third error
 classic !
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No, it contains no errors, it says exactly what you wanted it to.
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Quantum entanglement.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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So waht? we ardleay konw taht the biran is a mrvaeluos tool and can roegrizane, clteompe or crcoert the wrods
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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This is a Schrödinger's statement: it's at the same time true and false!
(Explanation: if you consider the correctness of the statement to be included in the count of the errors, you first detect a third error - but by doing so the statement becomes true - which in turn makes the statement false again, etc.  )
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Took a while for me to get it.
Embarrassing but it is wonderful. Thanks
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Interesting recursion - making the sentence itself one of the errors which then unmakes it which then makes it which then unmakes it which then makes it which then unmakes it which then makes it which then unmakes it which then makes it which then unmakes it which then makes it which then unmakes it which then makes it which then unmakes it which then makes it
oooof - barely made it out of that one.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Reminds me of arguments I've had with my SO. 
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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I mean, with nine lives, does the cat start at one again after a life has been used?
Or is there some Cat Encoding Scheme (CES), like:
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, oops
21, 22, 23 oops
31, 31, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37 oops
etc.
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Marc Clifton wrote: I mean, with nine lives, does the cat start at one again after a life has been used?
I think there's a correlation with weight.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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